h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Henceforth, let us go forth and hoover the devilish dust, fragments of torn lottery tickets and bread crumbs from the floor so we may kneel and wait

Yay veritably, lettuce goo fourth Anne hoover,
Hoover thigh darkest corners, thigh own dryskinflakes,
Neil hus down and weight four the comming of the Nocturnal Dustsucker,
Neil hus down a gain and weight four the section clubbing.

A Man

After an hour reading the beginning of this thread I got bored and have skipped to see the current estimate at the timing of the 2nd coming?

The estimate of the timeing of the second coming is as it always has been.... ---
Any moment now... soon.... very soon... lettuce spray

My personal feeling is that he will be the forsayer that prevents anyone from being left behind in the Great Movement!

Yes! yes! a thousand times yes!
For as it was written so it was written!
nighthoover will return to lead us, his disiples from the BBC and forward unto the promised land! *faints*

less than 2 weeks to go, any sign of him???

It can be but a matter of time lettuce spry

Consider this.... The pathway for the return of his wholliness, nighthoover, may be cleared of obstruction by the upcoming revolution. Currently hir way may be blocked by the onerous SingleSignOn demon. Once SSO is banished from this land the great one may finally be able to uncancel.


Let Osprey.

Yea! Fryly so! lettuce spray! Oh freckled day of the banishment of the SSO and the BBCID and the prophercy will be repleaeted! Oh freckled day osprey most devoutely and formacically with much lettuce and rhubarb and fennel also one day... one glorious day.... oh freckled day lettuce osprey

After one of your sermons, Rev 2legs, I'm craving a salad.

the end is neigh

the dyson cometh

Hairy sea! Get thee behind me, Santa!

frendled most grifty of laminated kitchen countertops made in spain, thriley and frying so, lettuce zoop and zoom and spray...

Abraham was right!!!!!!

Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,Dyson,Die Son,

Lo! For through the succour and suckage of the Hoover, we shall be saved from Eternal Fires and Other Bits of Spillage!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XEvA-Jk9GI

Also, there will be tea!

That is some spectacular hooverage!

I bring offerings of too

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Might what?