h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nnighthoover is just like in so many ways... or like an or perhaps even an lettuce spry n i g h t h o o v e r n i g h t h o o v e r k i t k i t k i t k i t k i t k i t k i t k i t k i t n i g h t n o n t a b l e e l v i s n o n i g h t h o o v e r kitkiktiikitkikitkitkitkitkitkkitkkitkitkit *jumps up and down excitedly on a bag of salt

You're assaulting some salt?

That's dangerous, before you know it, you'll be battering a fish.

spready the fish with salt I can't believe its not nighthoover BoBoBoBoBoBoBoB lettuce fish

Lettuce spry for the salty fish and liberally douse the chips with ketchup

I'm wanting to make nighthooverish bread today... I'm guessing it ought have tomatos in it and... hmmm.... not sure.... maybe chillis and garlic and onion a kind of Indian curry nighthoover flatbread and maybe some cheese.... if nighthooverism is anything, its probably cheesy lettuce bake bread and hoover and throw the fish at the toamtos or is that throw tomatos at the fish... either way it' oughta work

Gotta be the tomatoes at fish I'm afraid. Fish are well known tomato haters, so they'll just swim out of the way, and you'll miss.

Not sure what causes the irrational hatred, it's probably something to do with the fact they consider tomatoes to be a nasty cousin to potatoes, which fish love (in the form of chips, of course).

Yea... thriley so lettuce fishandchips FishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChips lettuce get newsprint over our hands and liberally apply the salt and vinagar For as it was it was which was that it was what it was whilst only and not procluding that time at which it was what it was, whcih was the time when it was what it was, thriley so adn mhriley so with its lettuce spray on top and at the side and underneath and it was that it was still whilst did the grible and gribbling tomatos smite the fish and chips of the holy newspaper print wrapper

Yes, but only if you use the right newspaper print. It's Heresy otherwise.

And behold... the return of the holy page stretch. (Brought to you this week by the good folks at Nighthoover brand Fishandchips, the Fishandchips for when you weren't sure you wanted fishandchips in the first place. Sorry, no cancellations.)

I thought we'd been a few pages without a good stretch....

Behold, nighthoover brand fishandchips, the only holy branded fishandchips to eat whilst you hoover

and we sit... at the glass... watching the towels go round and round and round, in perpetual motion it seems awash with the dust-removing powerful waters of the warm hot cycle... soapy bubbles and water, and towels and towels and towels and towels of towels all going round and round and round Just like a giant going round and round and round thing in a going round sort of way

When nighthoover sweeps the carpets, does he do so boustrophendonically?

No, HE probably just does it forwards and backwards, like everyone else. (Yes I did look the word boustrophendonically up )

I was scanning some Apollo film today (like every day). The film I'm scanning is 48" x 5" each frame so it has to be scanned in sections. Each section is also done in smaller sections (can you guess the pattern?). Today I happened to look at the console window, which I usually ignore as long as the scanner is working properly when I see the following alert:

BOUSTROPHENDONIC SCANNING ENABLED.

I just had to find a way to use the word boustrophendonic before the day was over.

Well done Sir! You've also taught me a new word. I'll have trouble fitting it into my ordinary conversation, but I'll have a ing good try!

Hail Count Zero for introducing us to a word.

Yea thriley so, so many words flying round and round and round like the dust in the holy hoover bag Lettuce spry also for that is goodly too like the dust in teh bag or the words wirling in our heads as we dance on the table top or kitchen countertops made in Spain

There is a conspiracy afoot (and possibly at hand). Looking at the Edited Entry on Towels it is revealed that Researchers who last posted a year or more before Nighthoover revealed himself to us in all His glory still have extant Personal Spaces.

There is evil abroad (and possibly here too), for now we know that the removal of His great Personal Space was not just a matter of cleaning up the place.

I fear the evil Dysonites may be amongst us! quick lettuce spry and jump up and down and spin round and round and round and grurble into our beers and hoover of course BoBoBoBoBoBoBoB kitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkit *holds aloft the moustache of the evil twin*

So shall it be, and so shall it be known, for we are of the Hoover (oh yea, verily), and in the hoover we trust, and the prophet Nighthoover shall return to us one day (oh verily so). Maybe tomorrow.

Yea, thriley so sister, as it was written so it is written as it was which was that which was written which was it which is written as it was, thriley so lettuce spray and wait with mhrilement at the prophersised return of the hoovery one the time must be close... lettuce hoover