A Conversation for Ask h2g2

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Post 6321

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

nnighthoover is just like smiley - santa in so many ways... or like an smiley - elf or perhaps even an smiley - elvissmiley - bigeyes lettuce spry smiley - zen n i g h t h o o v e r n i g h t h o o v e r k i t k i t k i t k i t k i t k i t k i t k i t k i t n i g h t n o n t a b l e e l v i s n o n i g h t h o o v e r kitkiktiikitkikitkitkitkitkitkkitkkitkitkit smiley - zen *jumps up and down excitedly on a bag of salt smiley - zen


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Post 6322

Deadangel - Still not dead, just!

You're assaulting some salt?

That's dangerous, before you know it, you'll be battering a fish.


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Post 6323

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - droolsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fish spready the fish with salt smiley - zen I can't believe its not nighthoover smiley - zen BoBoBoBoBoBoBoB smiley - zen lettuce fish smiley - zensmiley - fish


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Post 6324

loonycat - run out of fizz

Lettuce spry for the salty fish and liberally douse the chips with ketchup smiley - fishsmiley - tomatosmiley - grovel


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Post 6325

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I'm wanting to make nighthooverish bread today... I'm guessing it ought have tomatos in it smiley - tomato and... hmmm.... not sure.... maybe chillis and garlic and onion smiley - drool a kind of Indian curry nighthoover flatbread smiley - drool and maybe some cheese.... if nighthooverism is anything, its probably cheesy smiley - cheesesmiley - biggrin lettuce bake bread smiley - zen and hoover smiley - zen and throw the fish at the toamtos smiley - zensmiley - erm or is that throw tomatos at the fish... either way it' oughta work smiley - zensmiley - grovelsmiley - zensmiley - grovelsmiley - zensmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - tomatosmiley - zensmiley - cheesesmiley - zensmiley - ufo


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Post 6326

Deadangel - Still not dead, just!

Gotta be the tomatoes at fish I'm afraid. Fish are well known tomato haters, so they'll just swim out of the way, and you'll miss.

Not sure what causes the irrational hatred, it's probably something to do with the fact they consider tomatoes to be a nasty cousin to potatoes, which fish love (in the form of chips, of course).


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Post 6327

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Yea... thriley so lettuce fishandchips smiley - zen FishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChipsFishAndChips smiley - zen lettuce get newsprint over our hands and liberally apply the salt and vinagar smiley - zensmiley - cheesesmiley - fishsmiley - cheesesmiley - fishsmiley - cheesesmiley - fishsmiley - tomatosmiley - zensmiley - tomatosmiley - zensmiley - tomatosmiley - zen For as it was it was which was that it was what it was whilst only and not procluding that time at which it was what it was, whcih was the time when it was what it was, thriley so adn mhriley so with its lettuce spray on top and at the side and underneath and it was that it was still whilst did the grible and gribbling tomatos smite the fish and chips of the holy newspaper print wrapper smiley - zen


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Post 6328

Deadangel - Still not dead, just!

Yes, but only if you use the right newspaper print. It's Heresy otherwise.


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Post 6329

The Left Reverend Doktor Baron Grim

And behold... the return of the holy page stretch. (Brought to you this week by the good folks at Nighthoover brand Fishandchips, the Fishandchips for when you weren't sure you wanted fishandchips in the first place. Sorry, no cancellations.)


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Post 6330

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - biggrin I thought we'd been a few pages without a good stretch.... smiley - biggrinsmiley - zen

Behold, nighthoover brand fishandchips, the only holy branded fishandchips to eat whilst you hoover smiley - zen

and we sit... at the glass... watching the towels go round and round and round, in perpetual motion it seems awash with the dust-removing powerful waters of the warm hot cycle... soapy bubbles and water, and towels and towels and towels and towels of towels all going round and round and round smiley - zen Just like a giant going round and round and round thing in a going round sort of way smiley - zen


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Post 6331

The Left Reverend Doktor Baron Grim

When nighthoover sweeps the carpets, does he do so boustrophendonically?


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Post 6332

Deadangel - Still not dead, just!

No, HE probably just does it forwards and backwards, like everyone else. (Yes I did look the word boustrophendonically up smiley - winkeye)


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Post 6333

The Left Reverend Doktor Baron Grim

I was scanning some Apollo film today (like every day). The film I'm scanning is 48" x 5" each frame so it has to be scanned in sections. Each section is also done in smaller sections (can you guess the pattern?). Today I happened to look at the console window, which I usually ignore as long as the scanner is working properly when I see the following alert:

BOUSTROPHENDONIC SCANNING ENABLED.

I just had to find a way to use the word boustrophendonic before the day was over.


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Post 6334

Deadangel - Still not dead, just!

Well done Sir! You've also taught me a new word. I'll have trouble fitting it into my ordinary conversation, but I'll have a smiley - bleeping good try! smiley - winkeye


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Post 6335

loonycat - run out of fizz

Hail Count Zero for introducing us to a smiley - cool word.


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Post 6336

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Yea thriley so, so many words flying round and round and round like the dust in the holy hoover bag smiley - zen Lettuce spry also for that is goodly too like the dust in teh bag or the words wirling in our heads as we dance on the table top or kitchen countertops made in Spain smiley - zensmiley - grovelsmiley - zensmiley - towel


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Post 6337

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

There is a conspiracy afoot (and possibly at hand). Looking at the Edited Entry on Towels it is revealed that Researchers who last posted a year or more before Nighthoover revealed himself to us in all His glory still have extant Personal Spaces.

There is evil abroad (and possibly here too), for now we know that the removal of His great Personal Space was not just a matter of cleaning up the place. smiley - yikes


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Post 6338

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - yikessmiley - bigeyes I fear the evil Dysonites may be amongst us! quick lettuce spry and jump up and down and spin round and round and round and grurble into our beers smiley - zensmiley - ale and hoover of course smiley - zensmiley - grovelsmiley - zen BoBoBoBoBoBoBoB smiley - zen kitkitkitkitkitkitkitkitkit smiley - zen *holds aloft the moustache of the evil twin* smiley - zen


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Post 6339

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

So shall it be, and so shall it be known, for we are of the Hoover (oh yea, verily), and in the hoover we trust, and the prophet Nighthoover shall return to us one day (oh verily so). Maybe tomorrow. smiley - zen


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Post 6340

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyes Yea, thriley so sister, as it was written so it is written as it was which was that which was written which was it which is written as it was, thriley so smiley - zen lettuce spray and wait with mhrilement at the prophersised return of the hoovery one smiley - zen the time must be close... lettuce hoover smiley - zen


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