h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh mighty 'hoover, son o the one true Bob, who did taketh to thiself the divine name of nighthoover, and profer to us, your impatient yet, somehow strangely obstinant, yet obedient yet badly speling, bretherin, thi words and hooverness and hooverability, how great be thi sucking power, that enthrauls us so in your wake of hoover, we profer a thousand and one yeas oh yea, and merrly spry to thi greatness and mighty suction Oh nighthoover ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature where must dust dost collect, as a consequence of the skirting board, diliver us from the evil that is unnighhthooverly intentions and remove from us the weakeness of dayvaccuming lettuce keepeth clean the back of the sofa, the space behind the fridge, and all such unnighthooverly spaces lettuce also drink mrrly of the fermented vegatable products, and take succa from kebab, and lettuce not leave the pub till all others have left, and lettuce procede on returning from pub, and after partaking of late drinkies, and kebab, to nighthoover our houses clean, and open them to the nighthooverly and nighthooverable intentions of all nighthooverites and those that follow the way of the hoover, oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea n
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Oh mighty 'hoover, son o the one true Bob, who did taketh to thiself the divine name of nighthoover, and profer to us, your impatient yet, somehow strangely obstinant, yet obedient yet badly speling, bretherin, thi words and hooverness and hooverability, how great be thi sucking power, that enthrauls us so in your wake of hoover, we profer a thousand and one yeas oh yea, and merrly spry to thi greatness and mighty suction Oh nighthoover ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature where must dust dost collect, as a consequence of the skirting board, diliver us from the evil that is unnighhthooverly intentions and remove from us the weakeness of dayvaccuming lettuce keepeth clean the back of the sofa, the space behind the fridge, and all such unnighthooverly spaces lettuce also drink mrrly of the fermented vegatable products, and take succa from kebab, and lettuce not leave the pub till all others have left, and lettuce procede on returning from pub, and after partaking of late drinkies, and kebab, to nighthoover our houses clean, and open them to the nighthooverly and nighthooverable intentions of all nighthooverites and those that follow the way of the hoover, oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea n
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Yea, verily it is said that those who falsely and vainly take unto themselves the name of the holey Nighthoover shall receive their just desserts. And those desserts will not be the lushious cream-filled varitey or jam covered treats but the dried bits and crumbs long undiscovered by nightly hoovering. Yea, verily they will be more like deserts than desserts, disease causing rocks of former delight that even the mites shall shun. But unto the false profits shall go these hardened crumbs from the deepest crevasses of the sofa and such shall be the food and no drink of these vile pretenders. So speaketh the mighty Nighthoover, vengeful cleaner of the unclean!

Oh mrrly so, oh yea, and we must feast on the ermented vegatable products and kebab n i g h t h o o v e r

>> Give us this day our ditzy broad. <<

ROFL.
It's probably an old one, but it was new-to-me
and believe me I ROFled.
If it's original I owe you a beer.

~jwf~

I'll take a Grandville Island Hemp Pale Ale, please.

Ooops. *Granville


http://www.realbeer.com/nmvbp/revgrann.htm

Dinner time, how appropiate n i g h t h o o v e r

I herebye bequest olive the nighthooverly: Lettuce spray for a hooverly end to this time of Petunia. Yea, though we are without italics and daily entries, we must be everly vigilante lesst our most wholey HooToo suffer irrevocabulary.

Nighthoover, return tu us our recommended entry's, our blobs, our articles of serindipitous delite.

Nighthoover, watch over our Natalies, our Minas, our Jims et al. Let them not walk the redundant paths. Let them be hereto continue suffering the slings and errors of the pedantic and the petty.

Nighthoover, do not let auntee whittle or whitter away at our beloved HooToo. Do not let our hootoo suffer because of polital whimsy and economic austerity. May our HooToo continue to give you, and me too, that voodoo we always knew. Anywho.

As we 'don't panic', may we be rewarded again with entries quintuquintiweekly and the return of our newborn underguide.

Lettuce spray, mrrrhly


Count Zero, meditating and repeating the mantra "DOOOOHHHn't Panic...DOOOOHHHn't Panic...DOOOOHHHn't Panic..."

One day, one glorious day nighthoover, come to us in our hour of need lettuce spry indeeed

Blessid be the day But most blessid be the night n i g h t h o o v e r lettuce spry mrrly indeed n i g h t h o o v e r igve us a lemon, any lemon show us the dark sucketh mightly of our hearts and souls n i g h t h o o v e r

Blessid be the day But most blessid be the night n i g h t h o o v e r lettuce spry mrrly indeed n i g h t h o o v e r igve us a lemon, any lemon show us the dark sucketh mightly of our hearts and souls n i g h t h o o v e r

Nighthoover wanted to cancel an account. Wouldn't cancelling all of them by closing the service serve that purpose? What about the current sucking of all the bandwidth out of the internet. Could that be cancelling the whole thing everywhere?

Oh No No have faith n i g h t h o o v e r

Was nighthoover simply too late or did this never work anyway: F47996?thread=87782 ?

*Bee Bear*

As in *be forbearant* or *be bare* or *bee bare of honey* or a large furry animal who follows bees around?

Could this be a sign? Should we be accepting of those who mock or try to trick us? Should we take all our clothes off? Should we feed hungry bees or stay away from honey? Should we adopt wayward bears?

Notice that U138216 bee bear still has a space. To paraphrase:


You can leave any time you like...

But you can Never check out.


Count Zero, Still meditating through Petunia

Sure fairly and mrrly so it is as such may be as that we observe most fluidily

i have a challenge for you fans of nighthoover:

10,000 posts about nighthoover at F76412?thread=314280 .

of course, if you nighthooverites can't discuss nighthoover that much...

For nighthoover is great we do this to speed the second suction of nighthoover n i g h t h o o v e r