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How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
Baconlefeets Posted Oct 20, 2003
i wonder if nighthoover looks like that monster in the new lucozade ad?
or if he/she is a sprite goblin?
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
Snailrind Posted Oct 22, 2003
Today I heard a voice emanating from a burning broom, and it spake thus: Nighthoover was a humble night-shift cleaner, who gaveth h2g2 her only conversation that we may all return to the pure state in which we began: bewilderment.
Nighthoover has cleansed our souls of fluff, lint and loose marbles. Let us praise her.
Amen.
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 22, 2003
HALLLLLLLLLALULA!
zen> PRAISE BE TO THE HOOVER! Lettuce spry mrrly for the wonderous day of the second suction Oh nighthoover, who art in perpetual night shift,
Give us this day our daily hoover,
and lead us from unighthooverlyment and diliver us from unnighthooverment, for thine is the power and the suction for ever and ever lettuce jump up and down furiously on the clean carpet of nighthooverdom
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
Bob McBob Posted Oct 22, 2003
I don't know if it's been mentioned before, but it is possible to close your account, but only in extreme circumstances.
According to Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Bureau of Missing Researchers (A683075), Chris M U157153 has closed his account.
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 22, 2003
It certainly was I read it not that long ago, after seeing his contributions to this thread; way up in the early days I believe I hope he is alright lettuce spry
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
C Hawke Posted Oct 22, 2003
...and since SSO you can email [email protected] to cancel your account.
so that's the original question answered, can we stop this silliness now
CHawke (unbeleiver)
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
Baron Grim Posted Oct 23, 2003
HA! We laugh at you silly fool, you unbeliever (who cannot spell unbeliever). Do not doubt the Nighthoover. Fall prey to the dust bunnies if you wish. Dare you not to look behind the sofa at the swarm that will consume you? HA! The swarm of dust bunnies and dust Rhinos will devour you! The Nighthoover shall return (sometime just shy of the trump possibly), but return zi shall! By all that is wholly under Bob the Nighthoover shall return and shall NEVER know how "2 cancel" hir account!
Count Zero, with pinky firmly in corner of mouth
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 23, 2003
We may only stop as you call it 'the madness', when our prophet returns, at which point a new and vaguely different 'madness' (as you describe it), will surely errupt forth from teh hoover nozzle of our hoovers
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
Baconlefeets Posted Oct 23, 2003
right you're going to have to convert me to the power of dyson, i'd like to believe but am having trouble getting past all these mothballs
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 23, 2003
Dyson is the dark force! come over to the hoover Luke for the hoover is might,
for the hoover is all,
For the hoover is hooverable and nighthooverable whats more,
**all sing together**
Up above the trees and houses, nighthoover flying high lettuce spry to the brevity and aleness of nighthooverable intentions on the road to redemption from other brands of dust-removal electrical things n i g h t h o o v e r lettuce spry mrrly now breetherin mrrily so yea, a thousand yea's, and a thousand yea's on top of a thousand yea's gives a thousand thousand yea's all nighthooverable and all is as it is highly heightened to hooverablness and hooverdom through the power of the suction of the mighty prophet nighthoover n i g h t h o o v e r For our hoover, who hath dilivered us from the evil of the dark dank filth and dust, by the vertue of your rule, the mighty prophet nighthoover, who dues dispach all that is unnighthooverly and unnighthooverable in the nighthooverdom of the mighty kingdom, for nighthoover is the ruleer of the spaces behind pieces of furnature where much dust dost collect and which the power of nighthoover through the hand that holds the hoover of nighthooverdom can render nighthooverly in all for the power of the mighty suction that nighthoover has shown us lettuce spry, praise be halllalula <zen. n i g h t h o o v e r our hoover, lettuce notforget, lettuce remember and lettuce nighthoover n
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How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
Baconlefeets Posted Oct 23, 2003
but do i get some dairylea slices? the thick ones?
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
Baconlefeets Posted Oct 23, 2003
can i have a badge too? do they come in different colours? the red bloke gave me a t-shirt! do i get a hoover t shirt? the red blokes said something like "i sold my soul to the devil" then on the back something like "and all i got was this lousy t shirt" i saw one like it in Skeggy actually
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 23, 2003
I want everything.
I want it all.
I want the person or persons currently preventing our prophet from entering the site to relenquish their hostage, and release our glorious prophet.
Failure to do this will result in my Brothers; all membres of the Italian Mafia, and all Kung Fu experts of the 'new' variety, will come round, and whip your lousy assses and your old fasioned kung fu will be no match and you will crumple into dust, and then nighthoover, released from your grasp, will hoover up the dust of your mortal souls, and recycle you into the kingdom of nighthoover or something, Oh, can I have one of those tee shirts too?
How will we recognise Nighthoover on her return?
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Oct 24, 2003
T-shaped shirts are so ...crucifixated!
I prefer to think that nighthoover walks among us dressed only in belly button lint.
~jwf~ suck-cessor to the wholey sea
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