h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you know him. you love him. post about him here!

Now i know what they were saying over in Jim's journal about the times being wrong on different servers. 4 minutes ago, you posted this thread on your PS, by mistake. 6 minutes ago you posted it here. I've heard of italics editing posts, but never a researcher going back in time to correct one...

Tango

you made a little bitty mistake their Tango!

i wonder if the fans of nighthoover could really make 10,000 posts...

spook

As the great prophet, the one true son of the one true Bob, nighthoover is the subject of all our waking and much of our sleeping night nighthoover, for the suction is great, can be talked of in all mannors of ways and at great extent and length, for, the valent efforts of the nighthooverites in awaiting the second coming of nighthoover (also called the second suction of nighthoover), wait for the glorious day and spreed the word of our prophet, the diety nighthoover oh what glorious day of nighthoover return to us with suction at full strength nighthoover the prophet who really sucks

But we're already 22.8% of they way there already at the most wholey shrine of F19585?thread=143046 .

But this will get us 0.01% on the way to your goal. All is nighthooverable.

Count Zero, who had to double chekc his maths, but not his splelnig.

Yea, and mrrly so, for at the most nighthooverly of threads blessid be the nighthoover lettuce spry mrrily to our prophet and the joyous day of the return, or should that be night* of the return of the prophet nighthoover, one true son of the one true Bob? n i g h t h o o v e r

what's nighthoover's favourite smiley?

Oh yea . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . n i g h t h o o v e r . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

why would he be in to and not ?

nighthoover is all lettuce spry

oh yea, indeed so

i'm sure is more suitable. i mean, he was very calm when requesting the cancel wasn't he?

nighthoover was indeed very about it all Oh pity the day that nighthoover chose to set us the disiples of nighthoover, the nighthooverites usch a challange as to wait for the return of the prophet nighthoover in the second suction

Oh glorious day lettuce spry

Can someone tell me who Nighthoover is?
Through a bit of research, I think he is a person who wanted his account cancelled and that's it. Then a cult formed around him

you indeed seemed most well informed on the matter Praise be

Oh, that's it?
Neato.

and, the nighthooverites, through reading of the ancient scrippts of the book of nighthoover, and much praying and sprying keep alive interest and spreed the word of the prophet, for the glorious day of the scond coming, or second suction o nighthoover lettuce spry mrrly Oh yea n i g h t h o o v e r

And on this, the most 0.2%est post may I repeat this...


The Nighthoover that can be named is not the true Nighthoover. The hoover that can be known is not the true hoover ov the night. The hoovering of the backs of 10,000 sofas is begun by the hoovering of just one diván. May the dust bunnies never darken your duvét.


Count Zero,