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*nods understandingly

Oh... and I'd just like to say this.




............Forty-TWO!.............


Yay


Count Zero

Perhsp is it a sgin?

well, if you get this thread to 420, then i'd say you have confirmation. if you get this thread to 4200, then i'd say nighthoover approves of this thread most surely. if you get 4242, then i'd say the nighthooverites are spreading there message to the nations. and if you get to 42000, which may take a very long time, i believe nighthoover will return in full glory, and will say:

"wat goin on about me?"

and not before time

Entirely as such the hoover that is the real hoover is the real hoover

most hooverable as it is as it is

By the way - if anyone's interested, I just ACE'd another nighthoover - U520722

another...

One who survived the sso apparently...

Could, could could this be the *faints

Call me Thomas, but I doubt it.


Count Zero

But how we know ?

would the long lost nighthoover know all about the sso?

nighthooer is all

True, true.

...and a thousand thousand yea things did burble down the path a looking for the nighthoover to dispense with the dust

and the nighthoover knowest naught of the sso for 2 have known of the sso wouldst mean that the nighthoover has been lurking all along and i doubt this most mrrhly and mightilly for that wouldst be to adn spooky . know my breethrin this is but another phalse proofit blaspheming the name of nighthoover. shame, shame and boo one this hoaxter. lettuce spary oh yea oh yea


Count Zero

Oh yea, and under hte prophet oh yea, all faulse prophets oh yea will be smitten into dust oh yea, and that dust, oh yea, joineth the dust that already lays about oh yea, and nighthoover oh yea a thousand yea s will render away with the dust oh yea, and the faulse name takers unto nighthoovers hoover goeth to their dispear oh yea, for they layeth in dust, dank and dark places oh yea, like the woman who sayeth 'follow me and I shall show a kingdom of riches away from teh place' oh yea, they leedeth away from teh true truth oh yea, the trueth of the hoover oh yea, and temptation us away from the nighthooverable intentions oh yea, a thousand yea's, those nighthooverable intentions for as the lord is thi hoover he provideth succa oh yea, a thousand yea's and a thousand yea's be with that also once more and then again it be so, oh yea, for the nighthoover provide the path, and those, such as those that taketh the name of the might one, pay irreverence and leave the straight path oh yea, for they not taketh the straight path from teh wicka gate, oh no, oh yea, they stray, and follow the words of the unbelievers, the woman, that laith to the side of the path and is of a many form thing oh yea, but through our strength oh yea, a thousand yea's, we lettuce follow the straight path to nighthooverdom oh yea

It is night, therefore I am vacuuming...

yea as it is so it should be n i g h t h o o v e r