h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

praise be!

hoovalula!

Oh yea, mrrly so

lettuce mrily spray

For it passeth yet it passeth not.
For it filters yet it filters not.
For it sucketh but sucketh not.
Such is the abhorance of the vacuum.
As it were and ever Wilby.

~jwf~

Oh yea, a thousand yea's, Oh yea n i g h t h o o v e r and as shall be shall be, and when it shall be it shall be, and that it be good it be

Doo be doo be doo.

Nigh! and mrrily thus waka jawaka plurbled most prepostusuly, and yea, as mrth and jolity was 'reite grand', and yea, a thousand thousand slimey things, neigh, but frrily and mrrily thus as so did it flurble most delictabily oh yea n i g h t h o o v e r lettuce spray

And a half cup of ooom.

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nervously we wait
ilustrious day of second coming
gone our fears and dust
hoovering through the night
taking suction most furvently
hoping for the prophets return
omnipherous day it be
or something like that but spelt correctly
verve with which we spray
earnest in belief
right

so did this nighthoove ever manage to cancel his account? 2 years on and all

The holy account shalt nevr be canselled. The nocturnal dust sucker wilst return. We await behind the sofa with the dust bunnies to jump out and yeal SURPRISE on that omnipherous day.

Lettuce spray.

right you are

Well, as stated early on in the first few posts, it isn't possible to cancil your account. nighthoover would have seemed to have simply unsuscribed from their conversations, and never (as yet) returned But we, the nighthooverites are sure that one day, one glorious day (oh glorious day), nighthoover will return in the event, strangely named the 'second suction', or 'second coming' unfortunately, we do not know when this day, this glorious day (oh glorious) day will be; and the excitement on the date of the anaversary of nh's post on this thread was huge and great, and the streets awaited, for a procession of hoovers to be led through the streets by nighthoover, but sadly, the event of the second suction did not occur on that day, thus we wait

For verily, the rock and roll prophets have declared, each in their own separate revelations that: "Love Hurts", "Love Bites" and "Love Sucks".

But the greatest of these is Love that Sucks. For it is the manner of the hoover to suck. And it is the duty of the followers of the nighthoover to hold their breath and hold their tongue, to suffer the bites and hurts of Love waiting in hope for that eternal Love that sucks which will be sucked forth at the second coming, that great all nite hoovering yet to be. O glorious day and night, we await thee. Until then we bite, we hurt and we suck in the name of the great night sucker.


~jwf~

sucks merrily!

Oh yea, mrrily so, lettuce suck and spray n h

Ooh, spry glitteriness for hoover to sucketh mightily!

Oh yea, a tousdnd tings shuc Oh yae! spry mrrely we do to do to do ofor srue Lettuce suck

Lettuce spry that nighthoover delivers a cool breeze.