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U695218 Posted Aug 15, 2004
"Would you like to swing on a star?"
Carry chocolates home in your car?
Or would you prefer to get drunk in a bar?
Or would you rather vote for George? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 15, 2004
Depends on which George you have in mind. 
The U.S. presidential campaign is going to be fought on the issue of rest rooms.
The Democrats have two Johns. The Republicans prefer to hide behind a Bush. 
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Aug 15, 2004
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U695218 Posted Aug 15, 2004
Very good. I don't know if you saw the pornographic pic which did the rounds a few months ago. It was an explicit picture (I'm sure you can guess) of a "shaved" lady and the caption read, "Read my lips, look, no bush!"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 15, 2004
*schlocked*
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U695218 Posted Aug 15, 2004
"When I'm cleaning windows"
"Swimmin' with the wimmin'"
"Sitting on the sands all night"
"With my little stick of Blackpool rock"
"In my little snapshot album"
"Mother, what'll I do now?"
"With my ukelele in my hand"
and your vote goes to....?????? 
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Aug 15, 2004
Vote Lady Scott!
Coren: Vote Lady Scott! Let me vote!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 15, 2004
yes let him vote for lady scott...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 15, 2004
Sounds reasonable to me.
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Lady Scott Posted Aug 15, 2004
*wonders how she can drum up some more votes*
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Aug 15, 2004
VOTE LADY SCOTT! VOTE LADY SCOTT!
COREN: VOTE LADY SCOTT! LET ME VOTE!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 15, 2004
The night is young, the sky is clear,
and if you want to go lurking, dear,
It's delightful, it's delicious, it's delurkful.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Aug 15, 2004
Hmmm. Seems like a suspicious vote to me. "Scott" is a well-known brand of toilet paper in the Yooessovay. I smell a rat!
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TP Queen Posted Aug 15, 2004
My full name is Tattooed Psycho Queen.
I just shortened it to TP Queen for this site. Didn't want to freak anyone out by telling them right off that I'm a 
.
Too late for that now though...
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Aug 15, 2004
Then how do you essssplain the vote of "Kimberly Clark", the manufacturer of "Scott" paper products? Hmmm?
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- 3481: U695218 (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3482: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 15, 2004)
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- 3484: U695218 (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3485: HappyDude (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3486: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3487: U695218 (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3488: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3489: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3490: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3491: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3492: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 15, 2004)
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- 3494: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3495: TP Queen (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3496: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3497: Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. (Aug 15, 2004)
- 3498: TP Queen (Aug 15, 2004)
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- 3500: TP Queen (Aug 15, 2004)
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