h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Everyone mocks him, at the moment. Not terribly fair since he used to be the most courted man in Whitehall, until his downfall. The only people I know about that are still genuinly friendly (apparently from the camera footage) are the Major ex-priminister family.

I certainly wouldn't say what some people are quoted as saying about him...

x x Fenny

You don't mean Jeffery Archer the writer is really Jeffery Archer the wanna be mayor and pervert? That Jeffery Archer? (See I stayed on topic and got the word pervert into a sentence too!) Egads, will he be allowed pen and paper in prison?

peace
~jwf~

hoho...
yes, let's bring on some different perverts. Just for topic refreshment...
well, I'm here.

Likewise, I'm sure! (apologies for my late arrival . Hey ~jwf~, I didn't have you down as a pervert!) Ummm. That's a compliment, by the way, whichever way you look at it ... hi to everyone else, who are also perverts in the Best Possible Taste!

Shut up, Fenny!

Fenny (shutting up)

Oh, we're very tasteful Pervs (we wear corsets, after all).

*** No adverts allowed *** Oh, just a wee one? Please?

Very good corsets! Very tasteful (except the pervy ones that aren't!)

It's all done in the "best *possible* taste"!

x x Fenny (definitely gone off on one)

You don't have to be a Perv to wear them...
(leaving that unfinished so it doesn't turn into a 'cute' statement.)
I hate leaving the Guide with its open-minded researchers and their completely un-bothered attitudes, to go back to RL with its blatantly intolerant newspapers. (Something else I'll be free of...)

I missed the end of that statement - what was it going to be?

**I think I've guessed, but that's using out-of-context knowledge, so explain in words of one syll.a.ble and I'll try to understand!**

Sure, you don't have to be pervy for corsets - just the best sort of corsets... "Laces and Padlocks, anyone?"

x x Fenny

In offices where people really hate to work, because it is dull, they have 'cute' little signs saying things like 'You don't have to be mad to work here... but it helps.' This is supposed to make it more bearable, but probably contributes to why people hate to work there.
Not all my customers are Pervs, tho'... such a disappointment!

Yeah, now that you mention it. You only see those kind of things in places that are boring to work.

The kind of place where a disgruntled worker one day picks up his favourite weapon and goes a-huntin'...

I nearly kept a catalogue brochure of pictures with uplifting and motivating captions. Nearly... It wasn't motivational, it was ugly. But very very funny.

You wouldn't believe how much managers have to pay in order to stick those pictures up on their walls!

x x Fenny (chuckling in twisted delight)

Twisted, like the managers themselves.

Why thank you Madam Scrymidden. Although I'm not sure whether it's a compliment to be styled a Manager!

Managers: The ones who have to watch how they behave, so they don't lose their position...

x x Fenny

Hmm, you can get "You don´t have to be mad..." and such pictures at the local supermarket for about 5 pounds. But I´ve always wondered if you can also find "You don´t have to be mad to work here, but it helps." pictures hanging at mental asylums.

I'll check next time I'm in.

What will you be in for? Anything perverted?

x x Fenny

Electroshock therapy, probably... they'll show me nasty films too.
Well, in those moral, righteous golden days that the lummings in the newspapers want to return to, they used to incarcerate women for masturbation. But only after they'd tried encasing their genitals in wire cages, or surgery to remove the clitoris. Female 'circumcision' indeed!
(Glad I'm alive now, despite the 'mayhem on our streets'.)

Is this a private party or can any passing pervert join?

Yup, come on in! The more the merrier... (the more points of view from perverts worldwide, the merrier the party we'll have!)

x x Fenny (looking for a perverted comment - should I mention waxing?)