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Maybe if I worked on him long enough. He was adamant that he didn't want a nipple pierced when I first met him, but I've got him on to 'thinking about it' now. The odd thing is, although I'd love him to get it done, I don't want him to do it only because I want him to.

Is this purely for visual interest, or are you planning on doing something something interesting with the piercing?

Don't ask--I'm not sure what "something something" means.

Have a chain through the ring and tie him to the bed post by his piercing?

Hmmm, good ideas. Not sure how he'll take to them though. I quite fancy using it to chain him to my belt actually. That'd be .

Did anyone answer Mycroft's question about there being a guide entry for tabloid speak?I read through the thread and couldn't find one.So I'll ask it again is there a guide entry on Tabloid speak.Sounds like it could be a good one.

People have started talking about Tabloid speak in the h2g2 Ask the community bit...

Tabloid speak: In a series of shock revelations, ....... revealed yesterday the truth about .... disgraceful ........ The ....., which happened over several years, came as no surprise to ......., ..... ...... of 7 years, who said "I'm not ......., but I'll stand by ..... no matter how ........."
Exclusive interviews with ...... have revealed that although ..... described ........... ....... as 'shocking', .... showed no ...... for these unspeakable ........
You get the idea.
(remembering Not the Nine o'clock News 'Write your own Daily Star report')

A guy with a nipple piercing? I don´t even like it when women pierce theirs. Tell him to cut his hands off instead, it will look nicer. And wouldn´t a nose piercing be better for dragging him around? Just tell him it will make him seem like a real bull.

If it is something that arouses the horses, is it also wrong?

unless it's a sexy horse?

"And wouldn't a nose piercing be better for dragging him around?"

That reminds me... I was at the Wave-Gotik-Treffen (see Goth entry) 2000 when an (judging by the accent) English gal walked up to me and asked "Aren't you Klaus Nomi? Berlin, 1989?” and I said "Err... no, sorry” (Hey who the is that guy?). She took a picture of me anyway, because I just look so much like that guy. (Yeah, sure!) Next day, I was walking around this medieval cellar location when someone walked up to me and said "Hey, aren't you the guy who dragged his girlfriend around with a leather collar and a long chain yesterday?” And I replied: "No. That must of been Klaus Nomi.”

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So where you that guy really? Cos to me it seems like quite a good idea Then you can also chain her to the bed and kitchen and those places

Or take her for a stroll down the entry at the side of your house, also used by your next-door neighbours, where anyone could come in or the gate could bang shut in the wind and you've got no key...

I have a friend who's talking about having her c**t pierced, the problem is she goes for men with piercings below as well. What worries me is if they got caught, they could do themselves some serious damage. Ouch!

Oh... sitcom material. My navel piercing often falls out during certain activities, which I cannot fathom since it's a screw-in one. What if you had a c******l piercing and it came out, but somehow managed to burrow inside? That'd be awkward... worse than when you have to rearrange your pants in public.

I was scanning the job pages in the Local Paper (not that any are worthy of my skills) and saw one requesting 'EXPERIENCED SUB.' On reading further, turned out it was for a bricklayer. Sigh...

According to a bit in/on the news here in Canada, a new study on accidents and injuries in Britain reveals there 5,900 "trousers incidents" reported last year. Zippidity-doo-dah!
You'd think they'd learn.

peace
~jwf~

'Trousers incidents'.
That is a highly amusing phrase...

not if it happens to you

True... I doubt I'd suffer as much, though.
During a radio debate program about sex shops, a Local Councillor for somewhere was heard to state that 'sex is more harmful than tobacco'. IMHO, he is a pervert.

Just 2 get back on topic, I read in the press about Lord Archer (Non UK researchers can read up on it on BBC news I'm sure) that he indulged in "Perverted Sex" with the prostitute in question, now my memory seems to tell me all he did was have sex and pay 4 it, does this make it perverted?

Sorry if the point has been raised before but this is a very long thread & i've been away 4 a while.

KF