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Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 701

Xanatic

Yep, we had a whole lot of fun.
I heard that Newcastle should be a good place to pick up women.
And a colleague of mine is from Newcastle and I think I overheard her one day talking about how she once had sex with 4 guys. smiley - bigeyes


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 702

Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead

That must have been a tight fit.



Sorry, sorry
smiley - run


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 703

3 Of 8: Currently lurking. <?> <BORG>

I was just checking the previous page's messages before posting a similar quip to the one great western lettuce made..

...beat me to it smiley - biggrin

Have fun and enjoy!
smiley - cheers


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 704

Mu Beta

"First Lieutenant! What is our depth"

"Well sir, we're plummeting lower than anyone has before. We're moving into the realms of the unknown"

B


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 705

Xanatic

Well, I'm guessing they took turns. The one with the shortest "straw" went last


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 706

Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead

Sorry ThreeOfEight.

I guess sick perverts
er...I mean great minds think alike.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 707

Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

I would have thought he would have been the first. (strech factor and all)


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 708

Mu Beta

They drew straws? Hope they didn't have to snap one in half...

B


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 709

Tefkat

smiley - injured


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 710

Xanatic

I was in town yesterday because it was all nice and sunny. But I didn't have the guts to chat any girls up or anything. I guess that doesn't really help.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 711

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

Borrow a cute puppy and take it for a walk round the park next time you get a sunny day. You will find you don't have to chat anyone up, they will approach you to play with the cute puppy.

Apparently this really works.

smiley - puffk


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 712

Tefkat

Or a baby.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 713

Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead

Also try it with someone that you know's kid. Apparently, walking round the park pushing a push chair is enough to make most single mums go weak at the knees, at the sight of a kind-hearted, responsible man taking his niece/nephew/god-son/god-daughter/etc out for a walk on a sunny afternoon.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 714

Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead

Oh well, must've been a good idea if someone else beat me to it. smiley - smiley


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 715

Tefkat

I've seen it in action. smiley - smiley


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 716

Xanatic

Well, I'm not looking for that many single mums. And I'd just be classified as nice. I don't know anybody who has any puppies, does dragging stuffed toys around work too or would they just find me weird? smiley - smiley


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 717

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

Puppies are best if you don't want people assuming you are a daddy - and are slightly less hassle/responsibility than an actual baby!


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 718

Xanatic

I guess I need to find somewhere you can rent puppies.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 719

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

Here you go: smiley - dog


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 720

Tefkat

Preferably housetrained ones. smiley - yikes


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