h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hehe, no I just want to find some girl that is nice and friendly and intelligent. Looks doesn't matter that much. My last girlfriend weighed more than me.

Big breasts scare me...I'll settle for big brains. Having lived in Scunthorpe, any sort of brain at all would be nice.

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Yeah, but big breasts are a lot easier to find sadly.

Oh, I don't know, I'm usually quite happy when I find them

Small breasts are more common, it's just that small-breasted ladies tend to wear padded, push-up or other gadgety bras.

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Why are men so fascinated with breasts?! They're just fat when all's said and done...

Were you guys breast feed ?

It's one of those things you can't explain properly. You just like them. That's how it is with a lot of things.

They jiggle in a mesmeric fashion.

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I love breasts.
It's strange though - because if I've been drinking lager and I find myself with some - I don't like my own.
But you're right Xanatic - there's just something that draws you toward them. Until I either get slapped, or a copper slaps the bracelets on.

A character in an Arthur C Clarke book comments on how many accidents in space have probably been caused by how womens breasts move in zero-G I wonder if NASA have ever considered this.

I knew I shouldn't have asked

I've got a friend who can't understand how women ever manage to do anything cos if he was a woman he'd stay home all day and play with his breasts. Admittedly he's a bit of an oddball but I fear he may not be the only one who feels this...

I think it's the hair on men's breasts that puts people off.

Also, a lot of appeal rests with the female nipple, and its potential for...ah...movement (especially in cold weather). It's psychology, you see: Men look at a cold woman and like to believe that *they've* done that to her.

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Ooh-er- three-way simulpost.

Surely women must play with their breasts *sometimes*? It's a practise that can't be restricted to porn films.

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Really? Men believe the most astonishing things!

Personally I dislike them.

k who has spent most of her adult life silently fuming and wanting to yell 'LOOK AT MY FACE DAMMIT!'

Kelli - is it just me, but have the 'number of gym visits' in your alias been slowly creeping up over the last few weeks, while the 'number of pounds lost' has been staying resolutely at 26? Have the s become part of the gym routine again?

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I heard a comedian explain this phenomena brilliantly.
He said imagine, women if when you were a baby, the only thing that you recognised in this life for the first x amount of months was a bloke's (you know what I'm talking about here). This was your supply of food, warmth, and feeling of comfort and safety.

Then for the rest of your life you were denied the luxury of having one of these things for comfort, for safety, for everything that you associate with your first few months on this planet.

Wouldn't YOU be facsinated by them?

And what exactly are you doing with the at the gym then considering you're a girl?

No they haven't.

Am on a bl**dy plateau, the most difficult and psychologically challenging aspect of any diet - they always occur and nobody knows why. You eat good healthy stuff, exercise every day AND NOTHING HAPPENS - I am in the 'failure zone' but not giving up yet...

Plus I only weigh myself on Mondays - I might be off the blinking plateau now but I won't find out until next Monday.

Please don't show me doughnuts...

Oh, don't start that again. I want to be able to look <donut<s in the face again some day.

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Dammit...really should try and preview my posts occasionally!

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