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Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 621

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

This may be me having a blonde moment but I don't get it.

Huge ampton smiley - huh

What is rude about that?


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 622

Mu Beta

It probably helps to have an East End background.

Rhyming slang: Ampton & Wick = er...willy

smiley - smiley

B


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 623

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

Half of my family were born within the sound of bow bells but I have never heard any of them use that one! Mind you, Grandad was a docker and his language was extremely colourful - he called a spade a spade and an Ampton a c**k smiley - biggrin


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 624

Mu Beta

It's amazing how much of this thread has denigrated into talk about male genitalia. smiley - smiley

D'you think h2g2 would let us have a

Hang on...I'll go off to the smiley designer and draw one.

B


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 625

Tefkat

Perhaps if you gave it a false-moustache-and-glasses disguise...


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 626

Mu Beta

A sort of , you mean?

B


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 627

Tefkat

Nose or cigar?


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 628

Mu Beta

Nose, obviously. Cigar would be weird.

B


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Post 629

Tefkat

So Monica tells me.....


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 630

Ragazza

I've completely lost the plot with this conversation ! It's amazing what a simple doughnut can do.... smiley - donut


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 631

3 Of 8: Currently lurking. <?> <BORG>

Well according to Master B. anyway smiley - tongueout


Have fun and enjoy!
smiley - cheers


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 632

Xanatic

Well, this thread is just about where we can find women with big hearts, big brains and big breasts smiley - smiley


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 633

Xanatic

Oh, and a nice smile.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 634

Ragazza

Not fussy are you?! smiley - winkeye


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 635

Great Western Lettuce (no.51) Just cut down the fags instead

The problem is though is that a woman who has big brains and big breasts means that they have used their big brain to figure out that they can use their big breasts to get whatever they want from men with small brains and smaller willies.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 636

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

Interested to hear big breasts is a prerequisite, do they count as nice or friendly? So you turned out to be shallow after all. Shame. smiley - winkeye

The extravagantly breasted smiley - puffk


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 637

Xanatic

Hehe, no other things matter more. Like the big brain and the nice smile.


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 638

Ragazza

That's good to hear, for a minute there I thought you were being a typical bloke smiley - winkeye


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 639

Ragazza

That's good to hear, for a minute there I thought you'd turned into a typical bloke! smiley - winkeye


Where can I find some nice friendly girls?

Post 640

Ragazza

Oops, double post smiley - blush


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