h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Xan, it has to be said, you have made a strong case for being the most unfortunate human being I have ever met.

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Woohoo! I've finally made something of myself!

Oh, bless him. Have a .

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Thank you. I needed that.

A more-than-adequate woman substitute, I can assure you.

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Hmmm, the hole in the middle? I was just going to eat it though.

I was really hoping you weren't going to extrapolate that far. I meant in terms of the comfort afforded by sugar consumption etc.

Are there no depths you leave unplumbed?

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Aha, it was just a strange word "woman substitute"

, indeed Tefkat. It's probably a kinda unfortunate thread to pick up on.

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Maybe we should pass the donut idea on to the celibacy thread

A bit close to the bone, I think.

Aaagh

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Is your surname Bates by any chance?

That wasn't meant as a laugh - more as a suggestion for your signature......

My surname is in fact Bateson. When I created my h2g2 account I thought that after years of having the p**s taken out of me, I might as well do it myself.

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I can not lurk any longer!

Postings 605-608 really ed me

OMG!




Have fun and enjoy!

Oh you're welcome Do you want a ? I've hardly used it

ROTFing

Alright, enough already.

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Do I want the

Are you mad?

BTW Master B. You're not the only one with an embarrasing name. I used to work in an office, where I had to use a tannoy. Everyday I would get a phone call for one of the workers, and I had to announce a telephone call for 'John Thomas', in my sweetest voice, while trying not to let on that I had a childish smirk on my face.

I found it amusing anyway.

Have fun and enjoy!

Ah...yes, amusing tannoy names. I well remember asking the school secretary to put out a call for Hugh Jampton, leading to the general amusement of the school populace and my personal week's detention.

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