h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What can happen? And did you know they got something like 30.000 buddhists in Italy? I was quite surprised to find out.

That means my first idea about your full name may have been right after all.
*Does a little jig.*

( Please excuse me. Little things please little minds you know.)

I think I'd rather have nice, friendly and runs a pub. Or just a girl would be nice at the minute.

Your first idea about my given name is probably wrong, Tefkat; it comes from the English English English English and English side of the family!

Never mind!



Ben

Wrong as usual huh?

I'll send you an email when your present dramas have calmed down a bit. It is something of a well guarded secret, but I know you would guard it well...



B

So where can you find some nice and friendly girls during the day time. Spring is coming and that is hard getting through. So where can I find some nice, intelligent, pretty girls except at parties and clubs?

At my favorite haunt: the park!

Sit in the sun every day and smile at the lasses that go by. It's fun even if none of them talk to you; at least some will smile back.

And if nothing else at least you will get plenty of fresh air and vitamin D.

(Watch out for the ones with paper bags of breadcrumbs and seventeen bulging plastic carrier bags though...)

Guess what, somebody hit on me yesterday! As Jack Nicholson said "I would be the happiest man alive if that did it for me." So what am I doing wrong then? While being here in Holland I've been hit on and been flirted with by several gay guys, but no women. Why?

Are you crossing your legs and holding your cigarette between your index and middle fingers?

ould it be that pretty dress you're wearing?

Women like dresses I don't know what it is, but I need to find out. Maybe that is what has been wrong all these years, women have thought I was gay.

I went to the park, doesn't seem like the best place. I got the idea nobody went there without their significant other. So while all the couples are in the park, where are the single ones hiding out?

I suppose what I wrote on 'what is ur life motto' today sums it up.

Which one, beauty in loss? How?

*thinks 'don't talk about the other kind of loss else '*

I unintentionally played cupid to two of my mates last night. I'd always held a torch out for her, but didn't realise what was going on until it was very obvious.

Okay, that wasn't all that good. Now you need to break them up again Nah, I guess there isn't that much you can do. I'm sorry to hear this.

Thanks Xanatic. I guess that's where the beauty bit comes in - take the cosmic view of it, read philosophy, try to remain sane, that sort of thing.