h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

About the singing: I think it's mostly the thought that counts. Being able to sing obviously helps. But if it's a nice friendly girl that's doing the singing, I'd definitely be swoonable.

I can't sing at all, so I've never tried to woo a man with song. I'd be more tempted to cook something nice rather than singing. Biscuits and beer seem to be the way to a man's heart. I guess I could hum if some form of musical serenade was required. Best of all, go on a gondola ride through Venice and let someone else do the singing.

So what would you sing to serenade the man in question? J likes Tori Amos, so if I could sing I'd sing some Tori tracks.

QB

I think wooing with song would just be embarrassing. Even if I could sing I wouldn't do it....


















Unless I was

I think if I started singing to girls, my sucess rate with them would drop into the minus numbers.

I sing all the time.. don't know about the success rate it's been having with guys. At the moment, the most oft sung song by me is to Fuzzy.. "Sexyyy, every thing about me is sexyyyyy".. just after I've farted or summat

Remind me to give "The Queeglesprogggit Guide To Pulling" a miss!

RF

Maybe Queegle should try singing the 'Winds of Change' by Scorpion

There's a problem here at Uni. They all seem so young, young enough for me to feel it would be wrong to try on anything with them. Dammit.

Xan, in most people's books, YOU are young. Don't start adding to your hangups by worrying about your age as well. By the time you've summoned up the courage to talk to one of those young things, she'll have waltzed off with a 45-year-old professor.


(not meaning to be hard on you - !!)

How To Pull!!!

On BBC Radio 1 - Jo Whiley's show, at some point will be Tracey Cox telling us how to pull! Show is on from now till 12.45, don't know yet what time the particular item is on, but will let you know!


and Xan - My current lust object is 8 1/2 years younger than me! Age ain't nuthin' but a number baby

It's on now! Nooooooow I tells ya!

Thanks for the heads up Queegle.

Just had a listen, unfortunately judging by what she said none of the girls i know are interested in me.

Though i often find that a lot of stuff relationship 'experts' say is complete b*llocks.

Wow.
You lot still here?

Not found any nice friendly girls yet?

I found one for a while, I thought she was amazingly nice and friendly but then she wasn't so friendly any more.

That hurt.

So I've given up finding nice friendly girls.

Now I just look for the easy ones, and make sure I don't end up in a relationship.

And as for age,I'm 21, the one I'm shagging at the moment is 26. The one I was shagging before that was 16. Check it out, spanning ten years in a couple of weeks.

good luck you lot, but remember, nice friendly girls aint all they're cracked up to be.

But how to pull them?

Dance.

But be good at it.

Everyone I've pulled in the past year I've pulled on the dance floor.

But if you can't dance you'll just look like an idiot so get some lessons.

Or take ecstasy and go to a rave. Then you're body will dance regardless of how good your brain is at controlling it.

If like me, you can dance well, and take ecstasy at raves, therefore combining the two, you're almost guaranteed to pull.

No luck on the NFG front for me.

All the girls I know have boyfriends... it sucks.


I wish I could dance, but my neural systems borked and i would just end up injuring the girl i was trying to chat up.




Still looking for Mary.

I guess that whole age thing is a "nice guy" concern anyway. Need to get rid of those.

Finding nice friendly girls isn't really the problem, is it? The real difficulties begin once you've found one.

And being a nice guy isn't the easy way to get a girl Xanatic. It makes me wonder though why *we* are looking for nice girls, while many girls aren't looking for nice guys.

Many girls aren't looking for nice guys, but many are, and they're the nice ones!

day today! Heehee! Fuzzy and I are still just being friends, but he's so great!

One day Queegle you're just going to grab fuzzy say " this, come here"