h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well i said 'Nice Guy' partly out of sarcasm and partly because, if a girl knows from the start that I am classified as 'Nice Guy.' Then hopefully I'll meet girls that won't immediately say, "I like you, but your to much of a 'Nice Guy'." And perhaps meet girls that are looking for a 'Nice Guy.'

or maybe i should try;

"Male Looney would like Female Looney to join in the madness."

Yeah but then you sound like some crazy geek with curly orange hair who wears really loud shirts and goes round saying "oooh I'm MAD me I am!"

What about "Young romantic seeks an angel sent down to bless us meer mortals with her beauty. For tis who beauty outshines even that of heaven and fills my heart with joy and song"....

Hmmm, writing it in Shakespeare language might actually get people to notice it.

Flippin' would!

"Seeking young lady to break light in yonder window. Whenst we shall tiptoe throughest tulips and gaze upon stars.. Failing that, go for a curry if it's raining.

Oh, and I'm dead fit"

I'd definitely reply to that one!

I´ll get started right away

Oh dear, too much backlog.

All I can think to say is "coathanger"

Is that what you're going to put in your Lonely Hearts ad QB.

I'd answer it

I really have to get back to work, but I wish I could hang around here all day instead!

Tries to think of a euphemism involving coathangers

Maybe its a position in Karma Sutra

Well, guys who are aroused do look kind of like coathangers don´t they.

*thinks back for a moment*

nnnnooo, none of the ones I've know...

Well are talking about the kind of wire hangers that you have on a rail in a wardrobe. Or are we taling about a hook on the back of a door.

Because if its the former Xan, I think you need to go and see a doctor.

*picks self up off floor after *

Xan's could start off: "Exotic Scandinavian. They tell me I've got nice hands - want to try them out?"

Hmmm, a bit too forward maybe.

I was thinking more like a dumb waiter than those you have in the closet.

Yours is like a dumb waiter

All cool with Fuzzy, he's back home now Interesting being just friends, but we still got hugs

Xanatic, was there some cryptic Danish pun in that last comment?

...or am I just too innocent to get it...

Can you hang your hat on it? More useful than a coat hanger in some situations I guess.

Glad things are cool with Fuzzy again Queegs. Isn't it nice when you've got someone to hug?

Had a nice weekend with J the NFG but had a slight problem when I wanted him to meet my nice friendly cousins but he wasn't so keen. How soon in a relationship with a NFG should you start introducing them to people?

I should w**k I suppose.

QB - don't think there's a set time frame, as long as they know any such meetings are No Big Deal. It's good to have people meet for the first time where there's summat else going on, or just briefly, i.e. dropping off summat on the way to somewhere, then there's no pressure, and when they meet for a longer occasion all feel more comfortable.


Mind you, Fuzzy's mum is coming down this weekend

Actually really glad that we're just friends! No pressure!