h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It wasn't the walkinginto a lamppost whilst admiring a particularly curvacious bottom in the street one day, but the apoloising to it afterwards!

When I lived in Dublin, one day I kicked up a stink in the phone company's offices over bad service, ended up shouting at the girl behind the desk and storming out the glass doors, only to find they weren't door, but windows! Nosebleed ensued and girl I had shouted at very graciously aided me until I recovered!

good job it wasn't open really!

one drunken night I was in an irish bar with a friend of mine, and she perswaded me to sing on helioum, now they had a live bandang the singer decided that I was singing so well I should joen them on stage god I nerly died then they siad they where goin for 15 minets and I was stying to enterne them with stand up comadyI dont think I did to badly (no one complaned) but i really wanted to run

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Confusing huh?

Very too!

well they wernt verry embarasing storys where they

Not all of them.

Yeaterday I got up!

I got up today.

tomorrow is another day and today is yesterday!

Well I never!?

never say never!

me

Walking into the wrong workplace, swearing blind that I had job there, only to discover I should have been in the place just across from there, needless to say I was hired and worked for that company 9 years, and never lived it down..

silence on a thread when you've just stated an embarressing thing...

lol .....
I remembered one today, hope i haven't all ready posted this one (there are many.)
One new years eve (I can't remember which one.)I was very very drunk:
Ended up in my local, needed a wee. So of I went a staggering to said receptical. Whilst trying to leave the loo. I found myself shouting at the poor woman in other cubical "Get me out off here, I can find my way home."

knittingkittens - what a great name...I have a pic in my head of Beatrix Potter type kittens with lil pinz niz's on the end of their noses knitting socks or something..

ok...I have another..

Going out on a beeee---aaaaa---ooot---full day..

...sun shining, birds singing ...zippedy do da stuff....and then storm cloud from nowhere...

Rains real hard, that striaght up and down rain..you know like no drops - its just like someone turned a tap on?

White shirt, black bra...

Or, it's raining, so you borrow your brother's pac-a-mac to go to the shops to get milk and bread. You walk INTO the driving rain for the whole five minute walk. You are so cold and blown about you do not realize that the wind is blowing the sides of the mac apart where one of the buttons has come off. This button is over the groin. You arrive at shop, take dripping mac off and hang it over bucket near door provided by kindly and sensible shop-keeper who doesn't want wet trailed all over the stock. You walk proudly about the shop with a huge wet patch very visibly right over your groin.