h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

one day i was completely exhausted people were asking me about things and my replaies were related nothing 2 these things and in the end of the day I entered one office and while going aout I knocked the door before that in front of some people some of them I don not know
by the can anybody tell me how we can controll this red thing sometimes if i notices there is a persone staring me i'll feel all my - blood is in my head and this is really embarrassing me alot

I forgot 2 tell u people started calling me chameleon becouse of it

ooh, looks like this thread is an oldie but goodie

well, i have this odd propensity of ripping up clothing at the most inopportune times... the best of these episodes would have to be a a party, where somehow i cut open the pants i was wearing just below the right rear pocket while sitting down. i figured that i would be ok, so long as i didnt have to move. the rub was that while slicing open my pants, i also managed to slice open my bottom. do you believe i sat there for almost an hour silently suffering while still carrying on the conversation?

Well I guess my most embarrassing moment must be the night I fell asleep whilst I was, as it were, on the job. Whats so embarrassing about that you all ask, women fake stuff all the time. Yeah, but I'm a bloke.

BTW Abi, IMHO, NOT being incapacitated with laughter whilst reading Tony Hawkes book would be far more embarrassing.

Greydesk - you fell asleep while having sex?

Really?

lol
rofl





(I do remember peering up, all passion spent, over my husband's shoulder, into the enquiring eyes of our cat. He thought what we were doing sounded interesting, and wanted to find out more).

***B

Yep. In my defense we had just moved position so I was now on the bottom. Well it was so restful.....

I also have a cat story (actually with the same partner as my sleep incident). In her (the cat's) defense she was young and not used to having men sleeping in the same bed as her mistress. Suffice to say the incident ended in elastoplasts for me and being thrown against the bedroom wall at some speed for the kitten.

Laughing till I weep!

I got my revenge in the end.

This lass decided to tell me I was being dumped whilst we were having sex. My warning had been a feeling that somehow I was "on my own" in the exercise. I stopped and asked what was wrong. I got told....

Paused...looked her in the eyes, rolled off, rolled over and fell into a wonderfully restful deep sleep. She couldn't leave and get home until I woke up and drove her there the next morning, so she spent the whole night awake and wracked with guilt for her poor timing.

Did I care for her pain? Not much.

S**t. That shocks me. I am not sure which of you came of the worse in that one...

I am reminded of a phrase of Sharon Stone's: "Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships"

How long ago was this?

a sweet naif called Ben

Not meaning to imply that you were faking the relationship.

*oh god - he'll trounce me in the song-title thread if he thinks I meant that disrespectfully* -

I am just genuinely impressed that you were cool enough to spend the rest of the night alseep and drive her home in the morning.

You must have got *something* out of the exercise if you went off to sleep so soundly.

***B

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May be you should have told her " love me love my car" and let her get the bus home.
How about on the second day of your new appointment as a bar manager, trying to make the right impression on your new boss by removing a patron who could not get a single word out that was coherent.
After said person spent a few minute shaking and mumbling, you physically help them out the door only to be told after that the person was an epileptic.
Even though i spent the next two hours in the cellar i still felt it wasn't low enough.

Hurrah - my fave thread is back .... and with some goodies as well.

GreyDesk - on behalf of all those researchers with a black sense of humour I just have to ask whether the person you fell asleep on noticed ?

Hi ***B.
Yes I was suprised that I slept so soundly. Looking back (some 10 years now) I guess I didn't really care that much about her after all.

In answer to your question Red Dog - Yes

I have another couple of stories in a similar vein, but I haven't drunk anything yet tonight, so don't feel like posting yet

enough yet?

absolutely not!! I'm still at work!!

Had a similar experience execpt that we *both* fell asleep during the act. In our defence, it was after a lot of and .

I was mortified that I had fallen asleep on him until he confessed that he had too.

ooh, then there was the time i greeted a friend on instant messanger with a "" only to find out that it was her mom!

Nothing specific, but doesn't your skin just CRAWL when the whole room goes silent just as you were saying something...REALLY embarrassing, and you don't realise it, and the whole room gets to listen to the last couple of words?