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Kumetanzuka the capricious Posted Jun 17, 2001
Neon lights don't burn
Eyebrows like candles do. But
A bug-zapper might!
nt: separating egg yolks and pencil sharpeners
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Kumetanzuka the capricious Posted Jun 29, 2001
This one seems to have
stumped the populace. Can I
get this ball rolling??
Merengue -- no yolk please!
Oh! The bowl's edge is like a
fresh-sharpened pencil!
nt: tough topics and telephones
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 30, 2001
Ring, ring ... what?? Hello!
Thirteen across in The Times??
That's way too hard! Click!
Next: Challenges and Hitting the "mute" button
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Percy the Snoodle Posted Jul 4, 2001
It is a challenge
To cope with the inane noise
I must click on 'mute'
Next: Hell and Pizza
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jul 5, 2001
Cheap pizza will be
your fate for eternity
if you have been bad.
next: teeth and umbrella trees
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Honey³ Posted Jul 5, 2001
In the lovely shade
of a nice umbrella tree
I once picked my teeth
next : zombie and rectangle
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Percy the Snoodle Posted Jul 5, 2001
Zombies in the strip,
"Triangle and Robert" are
all rectangular
T&R rules.
Next: Mooses and Mongooses
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jul 7, 2001
Horns on a mongoose?
Turns it to a tiny moose
Can it kill a cobra?
Next: cricket balls and tennis rackets
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Wandawoman Posted Jul 8, 2001
OOh Feisor what a
big serve you have.... just reach more....
a flash of green frill!!
Next: Missing cricket balls
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jul 13, 2001
We have searched well
But the orbs are truly lost
Pack up the wickets
Next: late nights and h2g2 addiction
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Sep 24, 2001
I'm not addicted
So when I'm up late I watch
Conan O'Brien
nt: weasels, unsalted butter
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Sep 24, 2001
those weasels, who do
market butter, did not say
it was unsalted!
(can't believe the one before this wasn't used sooner, so:
it's late at night, yet
this is when, all the others
are here. addicts, all.)
Deacon Blues and Odyssus(there's a link in there inone of his songs, if you can catch it.
)
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 3, 2001
Odysseus carved
his bed out of an oak tree
Who is Deacon Blues
next: elves, baseball
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Oct 4, 2001
on Steely Dan's cd "Aja", there's a song called "Deacon Blues". it the phrase ".... danger on the rocks is surely past/still i remain tied to the mast", like Odysseus, when getting past the sirens.
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 5, 2001
Oh, that explains why I didn't know it, it was on a freakin Steely Dan album, who listens to them anyway.
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Oct 6, 2001
oops, it's a dif song on the same album w that phrase. but since "no one listens to them anyway", i guess it doesn't matter.*looks irritated*
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 2, 2002
Elves will celebrate
When Frodo hits ring afar
With large baseball bat
nt: "flares" and "ice picks"
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Hoovooloo Posted Jun 2, 2002
when mountaineering
vital safety kit includes
your flares and ice pick
Easy enough.
Next topics:
kidneys and copyright
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Jun 2, 2002
think i'll write a book.
about theives who steal kidneys.
oh, wait, it's been done.
permanent markers and tissues
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 2, 2002
Permanent marker
Makes me sad. I think I need
A box of tissue
nt: 'golden Jubilee' and 'goldfish'
ps- sorry, I meant flares as in jeans! 
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- 61: Kumetanzuka the capricious (Jun 17, 2001)
- 62: Kumetanzuka the capricious (Jun 29, 2001)
- 63: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 30, 2001)
- 64: Percy the Snoodle (Jul 4, 2001)
- 65: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jul 5, 2001)
- 66: Honey³ (Jul 5, 2001)
- 67: Percy the Snoodle (Jul 5, 2001)
- 68: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jul 7, 2001)
- 69: Wandawoman (Jul 8, 2001)
- 70: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jul 13, 2001)
- 71: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Sep 24, 2001)
- 72: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Sep 24, 2001)
- 73: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 3, 2001)
- 74: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Oct 4, 2001)
- 75: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 5, 2001)
- 76: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Oct 6, 2001)
- 77: Existential Elevator (Jun 2, 2002)
- 78: Hoovooloo (Jun 2, 2002)
- 79: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Jun 2, 2002)
- 80: Existential Elevator (Jun 2, 2002)
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