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philbo baggins Posted Dec 18, 2002
I've lost my toothbrush
The Colgate Tarantula
Will get my teeth clean
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 18, 2002
D'Oh!
Next topic: Homer (Simpson) and Homer (him wot wrote the Iliad)
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Researcher U197087 Posted Dec 19, 2002
Delights await at
Your journey's end, sweet Paris.'
Mmm... land of chocolate...
nt: Doughnuts and the Tory leadership
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 19, 2002
Ian Duncan Smith
Is a bit like a donut
No hair, red inside
NT: Tea and Pot
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ZenMondo Posted Jan 1, 2003
Hot water, crushed leaves
is it steam or is it smoke?
now I am hungry.
NT: Robin Williams & Mikhail Gorbechev
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philbo baggins Posted Jan 6, 2003
Perestroika
Spot on five syllables! But
Good Morning Viet
NT: Peanuts and gravy
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Researcher U197087 Posted Jan 7, 2003
Jimmy Carter knew
Quite a bit about peanuts.
Bisto, perhaps less.
nt: Fridges and frigidity
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philbo baggins Posted Jan 7, 2003
Did Jane Austen write
Fridges and Frigidity?
OK, maybe not
NT: Bows you lace and bows you fire
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 7, 2003
A cocaine-laced bow
Would just make the enemy
Feel high and happy
NT: hoovers and hamsters
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philbo baggins Posted Jan 8, 2003
Don't ever hoover
If Hammy's out of his cage
Or he might go... oops
NT: rats and Windows
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Researcher U197087 Posted Jan 9, 2003
I hate rats. Also,
I hate Windows, but more so.
Rats to the software!
nt: Baud rate and melancholia
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philbo baggins Posted Jan 10, 2003
I've broadband at work
But at home the modem's slooow
It makes me so sad
NT: Monty Python and Bananas
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 10, 2003
"That banana is
dead. It is bereift of life."
"I'm a lumberjack!"
nt: blues music and staplers
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The Biggest Hairiest Scotsman in the Land Posted Apr 23, 2003
four beats to the bar
in a twelve-bar melody
stapled to my soul
NT: crinkle cut chips, and smelly socks
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jun 6, 2003
New Ruffles flavor
Smelly socks, I think I'll just
stick to BBQ
Or did you mean chips like what you british people call fries, if that's the case than
Mcdonalds fries are
good but the rest of their food
tastes like smelly socks
Shakaka(the albino bat from Ace Ventura: WNC), Scuzzlebutt(South Park, season 1, episode 3(maybe 4))
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killerbunny Posted Aug 14, 2003
shakaka is a
silly name but scuzzlebutt
takes the big biscuit
NTs: calculators and slippers
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Aug 17, 2003
I'm searching for my
calculator... Wait! Why is
it in my slipper?
Being a fan and
comtemplative silence-- those
are the next topics.
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killerbunny Posted Aug 18, 2003
i whirl back and forth
in contemplative silence
cooling the sweaters
NTs: christmas and volume
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Aug 18, 2003
Christmas jingles are--
without a doubt-- some of the
*worst* things played loudly.
Any popular song;
plus: the terror in the night
for the next topic.
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- 121: philbo baggins (Dec 18, 2002)
- 122: Researcher U197087 (Dec 18, 2002)
- 123: philbo baggins (Dec 18, 2002)
- 124: Researcher U197087 (Dec 19, 2002)
- 125: philbo baggins (Dec 19, 2002)
- 126: ZenMondo (Jan 1, 2003)
- 127: philbo baggins (Jan 6, 2003)
- 128: Researcher U197087 (Jan 7, 2003)
- 129: philbo baggins (Jan 7, 2003)
- 130: Existential Elevator (Jan 7, 2003)
- 131: philbo baggins (Jan 8, 2003)
- 132: Researcher U197087 (Jan 9, 2003)
- 133: philbo baggins (Jan 10, 2003)
- 134: Existential Elevator (Jan 10, 2003)
- 135: The Biggest Hairiest Scotsman in the Land (Apr 23, 2003)
- 136: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Jun 6, 2003)
- 137: killerbunny (Aug 14, 2003)
- 138: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Aug 17, 2003)
- 139: killerbunny (Aug 18, 2003)
- 140: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Aug 18, 2003)
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