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Percy the Snoodle Posted Apr 5, 2001
a bratwurst sausage
walks into a bar. barman
says, why the long face?
Next: cameras and casablanca
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Ommigosh Posted Apr 6, 2001
Cameras don't lie
Casablanca means green house
haikus often lie
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Percy the Snoodle Posted Apr 7, 2001
I ate aubergine
I think I am allergic.
I itch all over.
next: dogs and dodgems
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Apr 7, 2001
Never let your dog
drive the dodgem, unless you
want to miss right out!
next: candy floss and hurricanes
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Researcher 168963 Posted Apr 8, 2001
My pink candyfloss
Makes a very sticky mess
In a hurricane
Next:beds and plates
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Ommigosh Posted Apr 8, 2001
If you spill a plate
Of rice crispies in your bed
you will regret it
Next: peace and love
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Percy the Snoodle Posted Apr 8, 2001
peace and love and cheese
essential ingredients
in peace-love-cheese pie
Next: lemurs and lepers
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Ommigosh Posted Apr 14, 2001
"Lemurs and lepers"
Posted six days ago by
Percy the Snoodle.
A bit weak I know but no-one else seemed to be giving it a shot.
Next: Protest songs and freedom
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iaoth Posted Apr 14, 2001
Here's a protest song:
"Freedom is coming, oh yes
I know. Oh freedom!"
Next: Powerpuff Girls and Mojo Jojo.
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Percy the Snoodle Posted Apr 15, 2001
Blossom and Bubbles,
And the best one, Buttercup
Fight Mojo Jojo
Next: Ulysses 31 and Mysterrious Cities of Gold
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Jhos the Left Ear (help to build the Library of Dreams at A535899 !) Posted Apr 15, 2001
I read 'Ulysses'
Thirty-one times 'till I found
The golden cities
Next: Excalibur and explosion
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Ommigosh Posted Apr 16, 2001
Young Arthur started
to pull at Excalibur
and then he farted.
Next: magic and smells
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Jhos the Left Ear (help to build the Library of Dreams at A535899 !) Posted Apr 17, 2001
After this, Merlin
Used complicated magic
To remove the smell
(Enough of this...) Next: Zaphodistas and Apokalypse 
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Ommigosh Posted Apr 26, 2001
A haiku too big?
Against beeb moderation
and John's Revelat....
Next: Fish and chips
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Apr 27, 2001
Fish and Chips are good
Here in America we
call the chips French Fries
Next: Aliens, french poodles
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Jhos the Left Ear (help to build the Library of Dreams at A535899 !) Posted Apr 27, 2001
Humans eat French Fries
But sulphureous Aliens
Prefer French Poodles
Next: Reality and Law
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Apr 30, 2001
In reality
money can get you set free
If you break the law
next: Prison, peanut butter
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Jhos the Left Ear (help to build the Library of Dreams at A535899 !) Posted Apr 30, 2001
What cruel punishment
In prison without any food
But peanutbutter
Next: Love letters and Charlie Chaplin
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 9, 2001
If there's anybody here who's written a haiku, wants their name on the page and hasn't got it yet, please let me know via the new conversation I've started on this page. You'll need to leave a link to your haiku. Let me just say that RL has hit hard, and at the moment, the backlog's a bit too much for me to get through. 
Thanks
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- 21: Percy the Snoodle (Apr 5, 2001)
- 22: Ommigosh (Apr 6, 2001)
- 23: Ommigosh (Apr 6, 2001)
- 24: Percy the Snoodle (Apr 7, 2001)
- 25: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Apr 7, 2001)
- 26: Researcher 168963 (Apr 8, 2001)
- 27: Ommigosh (Apr 8, 2001)
- 28: Percy the Snoodle (Apr 8, 2001)
- 29: Ommigosh (Apr 14, 2001)
- 30: iaoth (Apr 14, 2001)
- 31: Percy the Snoodle (Apr 15, 2001)
- 32: Jhos the Left Ear (help to build the Library of Dreams at A535899 !) (Apr 15, 2001)
- 33: Ommigosh (Apr 16, 2001)
- 34: Jhos the Left Ear (help to build the Library of Dreams at A535899 !) (Apr 17, 2001)
- 35: Ommigosh (Apr 26, 2001)
- 36: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Apr 27, 2001)
- 37: Jhos the Left Ear (help to build the Library of Dreams at A535899 !) (Apr 27, 2001)
- 38: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Apr 30, 2001)
- 39: Jhos the Left Ear (help to build the Library of Dreams at A535899 !) (Apr 30, 2001)
- 40: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (May 9, 2001)
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