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iaoth Posted May 24, 2001
I heard that they were
selling Chaplin's love letters.
Maybe I'm confused...
Next: peanut butter and jam (ooh, there's a tough one! 
)
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 25, 2001
Peanut butter and
jam; as seen by my kids watch-
ing Sesame street
OK, so I cheated 
next: cheating and quizmeisters
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iaoth Posted May 25, 2001
Quizmeisters don't like
it when people cheat, at least
I don't think they do...
Next: dragons and pasta
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ZenMondo Posted May 27, 2001
Fire breathing beast
turns nose up at young maiden
wants pasta instead.
Next topic: Pixies & mushrooms
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iaoth Posted May 27, 2001
Pixies play the drums
on the magical mushrooms
in the cold moonlight.
I seem to have written two very similar haikus in two different threads.
NT: killer robots and programming
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Wandawoman Posted May 27, 2001
Darlicks, cyborgs, blast
Robot wars soon to commence,
Phew! Here comes Data!
Next: job stability, is working for Mr Murdoch good?
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted May 29, 2001
Mr. Murdoch's bad
but job stability's good
moral dilemma
Next: Army ants, Camembert cheese
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jun 4, 2001
Why did you people quit posting on this string, was it bad topics, I will fix that.
Army ants raiding
picnic eating all, man says
"Not my Camembert"
Next: bubble bath, VW beetles
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Kumetanzuka the capricious Posted Jun 5, 2001
Car-shopping's stressful.
To relax, bathe... bubbles look
Like the Bug... ahhhh! Yes!
next: Orange smoothies and rewritable compact disks.
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ZenMondo Posted Jun 5, 2001
Ice, sugar, orange,
it is a simple delight
while I back up.
next topics: Trees and rocks
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jun 5, 2001
Trees don't grow on rocks
They prefer soft soil so they
can dig their roots in
NT: Bats, belfries (sorry I couldn't think of something better)
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iaoth Posted Jun 7, 2001
I went to a church
and visited its belfry. 
, look at those 
s!
Next: aliens and jesters
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ZenMondo Posted Jun 7, 2001
A grey alien
wearing a grey cock's-comb hat
juggling makes me laugh.
next: Deer & Dartboards
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Wandawoman Posted Jun 9, 2001
Dear Deer shoot Dart straight,
Bullseye - one80. We Win!
Drunk Deer - OH DEAR - DART!!
Next: Paperclips and Body Piercing
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 11, 2001
Body piercing? Where?
The paperclip chain from it
Goes down to his knees
Next: jujitsu and forensic medicine
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jun 11, 2001
Lead detective sees
Man with broken neck , says "Threw
him pretty hard, eh"
Next: Tom Servo (from MST3K), dogs
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Researcher 177441 Posted Jun 14, 2001
My leiderhosen
are soaked. I am still too drunk
To reach my bratwurst.
hey, this is fun.
Next topic:
Pope John Paul and origami
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Researcher 177441 Posted Jun 14, 2001
Okay, sorry about that. Didn't see that there was more than one page of postings. Okay, Tom Servo and dogs:
His lips never move.
My dog does not understand
Why I wet my pants.
next topic: Jimmy Stewart and terrycloth
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ZenMondo Posted Jun 14, 2001
I love that scene in
Its a Wonderful Life when
she loses her robe
Next topic: Dictionaries and Godzilla
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 14, 2001
Lexicographer:
"My dictionaries are gone,
Godzilla ate them"
Next: eyebrows and neon lights
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- 41: iaoth (May 24, 2001)
- 42: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (May 25, 2001)
- 43: iaoth (May 25, 2001)
- 44: ZenMondo (May 27, 2001)
- 45: iaoth (May 27, 2001)
- 46: Wandawoman (May 27, 2001)
- 47: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (May 29, 2001)
- 48: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Jun 4, 2001)
- 49: Kumetanzuka the capricious (Jun 5, 2001)
- 50: ZenMondo (Jun 5, 2001)
- 51: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Jun 5, 2001)
- 52: iaoth (Jun 7, 2001)
- 53: ZenMondo (Jun 7, 2001)
- 54: Wandawoman (Jun 9, 2001)
- 55: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 11, 2001)
- 56: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Jun 11, 2001)
- 57: Researcher 177441 (Jun 14, 2001)
- 58: Researcher 177441 (Jun 14, 2001)
- 59: ZenMondo (Jun 14, 2001)
- 60: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 14, 2001)
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