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Witty Ditty Posted Jun 14, 2002
(erk 
I was told over the phone 
)
(Arrive with promise,
We expect performance.
Only one goes home early.)
- for the benefit of CP)
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Hoovooloo Posted Jun 14, 2002
Pearlescent percher
(Passeriform) plunges phor
Phish, phlutters away
(nearly...)
Next topics: Serial killers and Sesame Street.
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Witty Ditty Posted Jun 14, 2002
Muppets take over;
(I could murder a corn flake)
Leave Elmer in no doubt...
Next topic: Kensington and Skid marks.
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Hoovooloo Posted Jun 14, 2002
I doubt very much
One would find nasty stains in
Toilets in Harrods
Next topic: conspiracies and Marmite.
H.
Wishing one and all a very good night. 
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Witty Ditty Posted Jun 14, 2002
Are aliens here?
To love or hate the dark paste?
'They' know all our thoughts...
Next topic: Post-it notes and Eric Cantona
And so to bed - nighty night
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caper_plip Posted Jun 15, 2002
Post-It notes on door,
"Cantona, remember to
Wear your collar up."
Next topic: The Battle of Hastings and Windows XP
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 16, 2002
Windows battle ground
Dead programs are everywhere
When will carnage end<?>
nt: Einstein and oranges
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 17, 2002
Relative theory:
You can't run from family.
What rhymes with orange?
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 17, 2002
Um.
Next: Sony, Zippos
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Witty Ditty Posted Jun 17, 2002
'Walk man' she did sing,
Lighting her cigarette with,
A flick of her wrist.
Next topic: 12 ml of nail polish and the number 5
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Existential Elevator Posted Jun 20, 2002
Mystical number
Across my finger tips in
Nice, pretty colours.
nt: cabbage and Rock music
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Bez (arguaby the finest figure of a man ever found wearing Bez's underwear) <underpants> Posted Oct 17, 2002
I love my coleslaw,
Tasty cabbage for rock stars:
Heavy metal nosh.
Next topics:
Bananas and money.
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Existential Elevator Posted Oct 29, 2002
Unfortunately,
Only one of them happens
To grow an a tree...
nt: eyeliner and washed-up comedians
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 12, 2002
Just like mascara
Old comedians never die
But fade, wistfully
new topic: Windows and Coffee
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Researcher U197087 Posted Dec 14, 2002
Blue screen of death: an
Espresso Ambrosia.
Starbucks at the Gates?
Librarians and asylum seekers.
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 16, 2002
That was beautiful, Chris 
>> Librarians and asylum seekers.
...go out in the mid-day sun?
They need the same thing
Liberty from oppression
And a place to read
next topic: teletubbies and mobile phones
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 17, 2002
Strange, fuzzy creature
receives message on a small
antennae. Beep! Beep!
Nt: toothpaste and spiders
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- 108: Witty Ditty (Jun 14, 2002)
- 109: caper_plip (Jun 15, 2002)
- 110: Existential Elevator (Jun 16, 2002)
- 111: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jun 17, 2002)
- 112: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jun 17, 2002)
- 113: Witty Ditty (Jun 17, 2002)
- 114: Existential Elevator (Jun 20, 2002)
- 115: Bez (arguaby the finest figure of a man ever found wearing Bez's underwear) <underpants> (Oct 17, 2002)
- 116: Existential Elevator (Oct 29, 2002)
- 117: philbo baggins (Dec 12, 2002)
- 118: Researcher U197087 (Dec 14, 2002)
- 119: philbo baggins (Dec 16, 2002)
- 120: Existential Elevator (Dec 17, 2002)
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