A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers
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The Fish Posted Nov 30, 2000
*Scratches head....*
Goes off to talk to the monsters about their unhealthy diet.... 
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 30, 2000
They'll eat quite well on raw meat, raw blood and spam. I wouldn't worry. 
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The Fish Posted Dec 17, 2000
*agrees*
*persuades 
's to invest in dental hygiene products...*
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 17, 2000
Couldn't we let the monsters live happily without consumeristic interference?
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 21, 2011
You certainly can - it might be a very quiet team now as I think a lot of my colleagues have wandered off...
Do you have any monster spotting experience?
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Interestman-
Not in sewers. But I did a similar thing on an island once.
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Interestman-
*walks off into sewer whistling aa monster-luring tune*
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Interestman-
*from hiding place* Do we have to kill, capture or observe the monsters? And what do I do if one attacks?
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Interestman-
*takes out 
and carefully backs off from a growling dragon*
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Peanut Posted Jun 24, 2011
mutters under her breath something about newbies 
Interestman stop your hollaring and put the away the 
Mum doesn't like it, it frightens the babies....
Now follow me...
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Interestman-
Sorry, when I came in, everyone left and I did not now what to do.
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Peanut Posted Jun 24, 2011
No need to apologise, *softens tone* it was an affectionate scolding, we all remember the first time we got stuck in a sewer with a
Right nearly there now...
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Peanut Posted Jun 24, 2011
Here you go I hope you like the beach
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A358797?skin=classic
*hands Interestman a mufflewhump', now don't don't let me see you down the sewers without a mufflewhump again
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Interestman-
OK, but still nobody answered my question. What are we supposed to do when we see a monster?
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