h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What has age got to do with anything?
I have been saying this for years and still no one listens. there is no such thing as to old to young to fat to thin to shor or to stupid. if you want to do asomthing anthing, you can dont let any idea like that get in the way. the example is a little off but it follows the same idea, but I am taking part in the next londom marrothon, noew I am shur harlf of you will be thinking I am to young considering the youngest person to compleat it is 15 I dout it.

How old are you, Bob?

No; what I meant was people meeting one another too young. For example, my mother and father got married at the ages of 23 and 21 respectively, had yours truly three years later and six years down the line got divorced. Looking at them now, I think they were too young; if they'd only met maybe five years later, things might have worked out. I don't know. I'm seventeen, and I see my peers planning their lives together after going out for three months; maybe it does happen from time to time, but frankly it's extremely unlikely.

If it does happen, I'll take it all back.

It's the "battle cry" of my generation: All You Need Is Love

...and let's not forget the caffeine, right?

{pant pant}

Did someone call? lol

There's never a right time. I have now met the person I should have met 20 years ago.

What is it about h2g2 that makes you want to participate in conversations that you wouldn't normally dream of with complete strangers? Oh well...

I was 17/18 and on holiday with a group of friends I'd known for some years, and we were having a 'last night' party before we all went home. The guy was 15/16 and obviously assumed I was 'older and wiser'! I was VERY very drunk, otherwise I'd have thought better of it (I hope), and consequently not at all nervous, and as far as I recall it wasn't painful (perhaps for the same reason). We weren't in love, it wasn't planned (as far as I was concerned), was fairly brief and not very memorable (or was that because of the alcohol?!) I didn't see the guy again for two years, during which time I had my first serious relationship and 'time number 2', which was more memorable, and closely followed by time number 3!

When I met the first guy again, my relationship was on the rocks, we had sex again (equally unplanned by me and nearly as drunk!), and parted on terms of mutual disinterest.

I don't know if it's been brought up yet (I read about a third of the postings so far), but I wonder how many people actually took precautions on their first time?

St.~A~

I am 17, and yes it does happen and it even works sometimes. it is just the right people at the right time, nothing else

*knows THAT feeling* {in responce to TC}
Pegasus~yes; I did.....

I am not sure, but I think I asked her if she did. I am pretty sure I did. I would have been afraid of doing it without something. Mind you this was in the lucky decades after the invention of 1. penicillin, 2. the pill and 3. liberated sex - and before AIDS.

Pegasus - I did not. I can't say it all happened so suddenly. Vice versa - we were moving on so slowly,day by day. We just didn't notice the right time Until it was too late
Would it make a subject - unwished pregnancy or something like this?
Hati

I did. Otherwise my due date would be anytime now.

In about 2 weeks I'll think you'll find... However, due to my prematurity of nine weeks you could have found yourself there by now...

Equally it wasn't just you who brought precautions was it... However you only brought one... It was just as well that I had more...

Jamie.

True; if you hadn't, I wouldn't have slept with you. I did have a lot more confidence in you knowing that you did.

Anyway, I was two weeks overdue.

So that's two 'yes', two 'no' and one 'maybe' so far.

Given the high proportion of people who say they were drunk (perhaps to a lesser extent than me then!), I'm surprised it's fifty-fifty so far.

Of course... there are those stories of women who had no idea they were pregnant until the last moment... perhaps I shouldn't say that right now...

St.~A~

Should that be the case I would have contributed to the setting of a new medical record for the longest pregnancy ever!

However... Emily and I don't really count as two... We lost our virginities together so it's not as though we could produce anything other than the same answer... So the 'yes's although the number of people is two... It's really not a two of the same value if you get my drift...

Jamie

Um...

But on the other hand, it's possible (admittedly not terribly likely though) that the other contributors also lost their virginity together.

I never did like maths anyway, so someone else can do the calculations.

~A~

Had the almost ex-wife of a dead longshoreman file a claim for medical coverage on her new child, born 11 months after the poor guy died. She had her lawyer make a call on her behalf. He wasn't impressed with my terming the pregnancy "posthumus ejaculation" but we never heard from them again...

Hehehe
Then there's the children deliberately created with the deceased person's sperm; wouldn't want THAT job; telling the child years later...