h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It certainly seems that coitus interuptus has made a big splash in this forum.

(and can anyone recommend a good typing tutor?)

I missed the double entendre with 'come on' as well, just goes to show how writing can sometimes increase the entendres, I just heard it in my head and it meant something else.

I guess "come on" relates more to coitus ante portas?

Help...

No, my exams do not involve dissection. Unfortunately.

Actually, of late I've rather gone off the dead; I watched "Vile Bodies - The Dead" on channel 4 as some ungodly hour the other day, and it put me right off. I think I'll just stick to still people, or at the very most the recently departed. Watch out, Jamie...

Surely it's the dead who have gone off

I can lie very still you know

I can even fake rigor mortis!

(Well, partially, anyway...)

27 eh? gimme 10 years, and i'll have ya beat. seems like every time an opportunity arises (parents gone, so that we'd have someplace alone other than the bed of my pickup) some prior engagement, or unexpected...something comes up. take this past weekend...parental units in the mountains on a hunting trip, but my girlfriend had a marching band competition...oh well, what're ya gona do?

I'd award them the contest...and stay home.

27 years? Give me 6 more and I'll have that beat. You'd think now that I can go to bars it'd be a whole lot easier; not true. Might have something to do with the fact that women you see in bars (at least, the ones around here) are skanky.

As for serious prospects, I'm running a 0 for 43 streak here. That 0 successes for 43 possible candidates. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

ain't least you had possibilities, i'm still stuck in the pavillion..

Awwwwwwww!!
*hugs*
Any advice for Wampus, anybody?
{Skanky women?}

Skanky, as in one is afraid to get too near the person in question for fear of catching a veneral disease.

A veneral disease? Is that a venereal disease that you catch from a member of the church?

Mmember being the operative word I think

aha
Understood.
*amazed at one so discerning*

If it's a venerable member you should be safe...

"So, our oldest virgin so far is 27....can anyone beat that? "

Quite easily - 35 so far and getting really frustrated I don't think I've ever even been close. It's not that I'm unattractive or anything or so I've been told (besides the alien shaped head)... I just have quite high standards, and a good imagination (so that I don't go completely bonkers). I always end up being the "nice guy" whose shoulder gets cried on when my female type friend break up.

*stunned*
*hugs*

Do you want us to help you change this situation or are you happy being frustrated? If you're not unattractive, perhaps you are having trouble with inhibitions. Perhaps all these girls giving you wet shoulders are just panting to give you other wet patches?

Actually, in a way I am comfortable with my frustration. It's not a bad thing to wait for the "right" girl and if it wasn't meant to be - oh well.

Inhibitions... let's see - I don't drink or do drugs, or do any sort of activity that would help lower them - it's kinda fun challenging myself to do things (the "firsts" conversation is quite cool - I will post something when I get something ) Also, I think I will tend to cherish and appreciate new things more than I would have when I was younger. Every day, life gets more interesting.

About the female friends - I don't think so... I read the bit on the body language entry and nothing fit. There were a couple of "friends" who I would have been interested in but they let it be known that nothing was going to happen (body language and the words "no, it'll never happen").

I suppose if my standards were lower, I wouldn't be here tonite I'm just glad I haven't been actively chased by someone I am NOT interested in - I'd hate to make someone feel sad.