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What's the speed of beards?

Post 81

The Twiggster


You are Mike McShane and I claim my five pounds.


What's the speed of beards?

Post 82

Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed )

Rod, re. post 75 - yes. Hair, nails, and bones grow slower when your body has a fight for survival at its hands, be it injury, malnourishment or any sickness.
And once I´m blabbering - hair growing after death is a myth. The hair doesn´t grow, the skin loses moisture and shrinks.


What's the speed of beards?

Post 83

Rod

Sounds reasonable, Pit.

I've also noticed that body hair - at least lower stomach - is a lot slower than beard to regrow.
Several weeks after an inguinal hernia op, half my bush is still disappointingly less than macho.


What's the speed of beards?

Post 84

Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed )

Make it a fashion statement, say it was smiley - bleeping expensive.smiley - biggrin


What's the speed of beards?

Post 85

Rod

Expensive? In insurance, yes... but the shaving was cheap, she wouldn't so I had to do it myself.


What's the speed of beards?

Post 86

Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed )

smiley - laugh Good luck or bad luck, that - how did she look?


What's the speed of beards?

Post 87

Rod

Askance. With a smirk and a sneer.


What's the speed of beards?

Post 88

Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed )

Hmmmm. Still - a nurse is a nurse, got a thing about them somehow.
I could have met some without tieing motorsickles into knots, but as the insurance was paying the bill...smiley - loveblush


What's the speed of beards?

Post 89

Alfster

Twaggers



Micheal Moorcock...we are playing the name game aren't we? He too has a fine beard as well so on with the hirsute name-game...


What's the speed of beards?

Post 90

anhaga




I'd rather be Ian McShane. Then I would have at least had this scene with Suzanne Pleshett: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTx7EEm1tt0




smiley - erm When I was seven years old. 14 years before I actually got to Rome.

Actually, watching that clip again, light has suddenly been shed on some experiences during that Italian summer.smiley - eureka


What's the speed of beards?

Post 91

Pink Paisley

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13420031

PP


What's the speed of beards?

Post 92

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

We could all just go to this next year...

http://www.beardedtheory.co.uk/

t.


What's the speed of beards?

Post 93

anhaga

Right then . . .


Six months to the day and it's coming off tomorrow.


I did a quick measure just now and it seems to be about 3.25 inches. The moustache is shorter, probably due to wearing at the ends during eating.smiley - winkeye

I've noticed an unfamiliar annoyance while driving with the window down: my side burns flap in my eyes.smiley - laugh


Now, cover your eyes if you frighten easily:

http://public.fotki.com/anhaga/fun_stuff/spead-of-beards-2.html


smiley - pirate


What's the speed of beards?

Post 94

Wandrins doppelganger

That's a wonderful beard. Was either the growing or the shaving off for charity or just to keep warm in the Canadian winter? smiley - starsmiley - star


What's the speed of beards?

Post 95

anhaga

None of the above.smiley - smiley

I normally just let it all grow and then about once a month I mow it all down to ground level. As fortune would have it, I did the mowing on New Year's Day, right around when this thread started up and I figured I'd just take advantage of the easy to remember date and see how fast the thing grew. I had planned to mow at four months, but that date kind of slipped by, so I figured I'd go for six. I haven't actually taken it off yet . . .







If I comb it very carefully, it has quite a Darwinian look about it.smiley - smiley


What's the speed of beards?

Post 96

anhaga

This experiment has ended: six months' growth removed in about ten minutes.smiley - smiley



It feels kind of good.



Maybe I'll do it again in January.smiley - laugh


What's the speed of beards?

Post 97

Taff Agent of kaos

start now and you can have a shave for crimbosmiley - santa

gives the excuse for a new razor as a pressie from kidsmiley - ok

smiley - bat


What's the speed of beards?

Post 98

anhaga

I haven't actually shaved in probably thirty years.smiley - erm

I just use these barber-like electric clipper things over the whole cranium and both mandibles whenever eating soup becomes too much of a strain.(smiley - winkeye)

This is the first time I've kept track of the speed of growth. Based on the results, I don't think I've gone more than three months without a mow before.

As it is, I have no date in mind for the next cutting, but it certainly won't be within the next week and `probably not before August.smiley - smiley


What's the speed of beards?

Post 99

Taff Agent of kaos


i mow at least once a month

probably 2-3 times and usually bic. the dome once a month as well

as well as exercising various permutations of facial hair

smiley - bat


What's the speed of beards?

Post 100

Cool Old Guy (ex-SockPuppet) Trying not to post for the next 200 days !

Cool Old Guy smiley - cogs under his chin
"Just cut off some 10 cm last week, about 2 liter in a bucket. (Hair that is)

If I had known this thread, I would have measured some more.

(Still 3 cm left) smiley - clown"


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