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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 6, 2011
I've a box with some in upstairs 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Joyika Posted Mar 7, 2011
You must go on antiques roadshow + get it valued- he he
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Mar 9, 2011
I'm not sure that 2legs' antique peni are strictly antiques in a valuables sense and perhaps have just a little more personal value rather than commercial or artistic...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 9, 2011
They're.... not very* old... and they're... not antiques... they don't, I believe, have a very high re-sale value once they've been... err used
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Joyika Posted Mar 19, 2011
Yes- but they are probably quite valuable- Maybe the Uffizi Gallery in Florence would like them back- or they could be used for other uses!!
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Alfster Posted Mar 19, 2011
A few days off its 6th Anniversary and over 10,000 posts, I think we can finally answer the question: 'what do women think of penises?'
They are clearly obsessed by them (we know 2legs is so no need for a thread 'My penis and I - what does 2legs think of penises?')
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 19, 2011
I dunno... I kinda like that thread title... but far be it from me to start it myself 
I thought I was particularly stand-off-ish about giving a clear, unambiguous answer to the question... The jury is still out I feel 
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Mar 20, 2011
I was impressed with one of the early replies from a woman who said she found them very useful as doorstops.
I wonder if we have missed some uses in our eagerness to use them for their primary purpose?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 20, 2011
Wasn't me! 
*trys peaking round the edges of the hidden post* 
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Joyika Posted Mar 20, 2011
Is their primary purpose for urination or for making babies? I know what I think
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 20, 2011
Or, indeed, for some other* purpose mmmm... reminds me, oughta give my friend a call see if he's popping round this afternoon so we can... well... you know...
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Mar 20, 2011
I have a new foreskin, after years of being without one, it's much better than being naked?
any thought any one 
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Mar 21, 2011
........handy as a storage area for loose change and such too 
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Alfster Posted Mar 21, 2011
I think you'll find kangaroo scrotums are the best genitalia based change receptacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
http://www.australiagift.com/sale/scrotum_1.htm
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Maria Posted Sep 28, 2014
there´s a clear climax change.
we are doomed.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/sep/28/sex-uncovered-2014-survey-british?CMP=fb_gu
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 28, 2014
what a load of... 
I had to re-read the title of that many times.... Before my head would allow me, to fully believe, the number, alluded to, was being applied to the time period being applied too.... had it said 'day', instead of 'week, it might have taken less reads though before I finally believed what I was seeing/reading but... for the most part... sex is free.... it ain't being rationed that I've noticed and.... well... nah... I don't belive it 
can't be true... I start getting all edgy and wrestless if more than a few hours pass...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 28, 2014
and I just had to steal the link to teh article... so I could tweet it
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 22, 2015
well. had a few interesting peni experiences of late. err. sadly. all involving various misfortunes of my own, as it were 
Hmm.
Is finding one's own infertility and imputence amusing the correct response?
though, thanks to a massive testosterone injection, a few days ago, I've only the former of those malases left. which is nice now.... if only the docs leave me alone long enough for me to restore my energy levels I might be able to rediscover what the function of my re-discovered appendage is... I've kinda forgotten
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