h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what a situeation to be in... the'd be no way to convince the 'hen party' that you were* an acutal copper and not a stripper

Yes , it must have been dreadful. Threatening to get his truncheon out would probably only have made it worse.

zdt

Ooo I'd have asked him to get his trunchen out

Well you would, you are a brazen urban hussy. Now, a nice innocent lady like me would have said "Oh hello Officer, of course i believe you, just come & sit down nice & quietly over here & let me examine your credentials....."



zdt

Does it really matter what size, all that should really count is whether it is right for you! Dont stress guys, girls like you as long as you have one.

Ah, welcome TuRbOaAzZa!

another first page poster...

You have such a beautiful backlog to browse!

Ooh! A newbie to the willy thread!!!

Welcome, do help yourself to a dildo while i go & lurk your space...



zdt

I have found that its not the penis, but the dick that is atached to it is the real question.

ho-hum an American eh!

RF

hey hey RJR feeling fine and dandy is back

I'm feeling dandy too...just no-one to be dandy with

RF

I keeps getting chucked off the ol broadband this evening

Yeah, me too. Damn cheap (for which read: expensive) broadband provider.

RF

TuRbOAzZa - I don't like men as long as they have a penis. Thats the insignificant part they keep hidden. Mind I'm a big filthy lesbo so there we go

LOL!!!! Nothing like being honest eh!

Aww; come on BEG, even big (sure???) filthy lesbians can't blame poor men for having willies! any more than they can blame us for having

Let's all just be filthy together & love the bits we like & go "erk! don't bring that near me!" to the bits we don't. There is usually a human attached to the naughty bits!

Seriously though, let's hear from folks who are definitely 100% gay/lesbian; do you actually find the thought of other gender stuff repulsive, as opposed to simply preferring not to involve yourself in it?

zdt

no comment... 'can't comment', 'won't comment' I'm not 100% anything.... cept insane

I have twice in recent years found myself being chatted up by girls who I get on with as friends, but know to be in steady lesbian relationships.

There seems to be a correlation, in that both times were at parties, at a point where the couple seemed to have had a small tiff and it was the "femme" of the partnership attempting to pull.

Does this signify that the more feminine member of a lesbian partnership is likely to have a penchant for men as well? Or is it that this would be a more hurtful way to make the more masculine partner jealous? (Sorry if any of the terms I use are non-PC).

I was flattered, but did not partake, in the same way that I would not accept an approach from a hetro girl who I knew to be with another guy and because I don't want to lose my missus either!

JT

I find male... ahem... parts... useful, but not exactly attractive.

Girl... ahem... parts I enjoy aethetically as well as... usefully.

If you catch my drift.


I'm neither gay nor straight. Not figured out exactly where in between, but they point's rather moot now I've found my life partner (for lack of a better term).

i'm sorry , i don't follow. I take it you prefer women to men, or do you like both?

Wattaray.