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Love the new spelling 2legs!

Seraphina, you seem to have a thing about snot at the moment; reckon you should see a nasal shrink about this. My coleslaugh is not a cold sore & the sticky stuff is nicely pale yellow & clings divinely to the raped carrots.

*MODS* before you gou ballistic "raped" in french = "grated"

zdt

'coldslaugh'? 'coleslaugh'? 'colslaugh@? I kant spel

It's lovely, don't worry about it, all part of your charm!

zdt

your all lauffing at me all lafing at me laughing at me behind my back *sulks*

Do I have a thing about snot? I hadn't noticed!

*hiding in teh corner*

Oh, i'm doing well today, upsetting Seraphina about snot; 2legs about spelling & earlier thought "i will be kind & phone viking & ask what he would like for birthday (he's 53 on Thursday) & he was extremely unpleasant, so he can have Sod All.

Never mind, my pussy loves me. I shall have a coalslore snadwich.

zdt

(don't tell anyone I wasn't relaly sulking, just looking for sympathy )

LOL! Well you got it, plus the coldsore recipe via MSN!

zdt

I like homemade coleslaw...mmm...

Mmmmmmmmm so do I ......like adding raisins and chopped walnuts

Yummilicious!!!

Erk, topic drift alert here, this isn't a recipe thread, we are supposed to be smutty!

Walnuts...nuts! Yes; nuts! Let's discuss nuts. I assume they have this nickname 'cos they are vaguely like Brazil nuts? Now, we have been debating willy size for ages, but not yet debated nut size.

What's the verdict? Pretty much the same or big variations? Any effect on performance, any relationship to willy size? What do men think of their nuts? What do women think of them?

zdt

theyre 'orrible

you didn't upset me terri!

I know, i was joking! Blame 2legs!

So, why do you find nuts 'orrible Seph? i find them rather strange certainly & feel sorry for the poor blokes 'cos their most vulnerable bits are dangling around outside, not neatly tucked away like ours are. Seems like a major design fault to me!

zdt

I just find them generally unattractive n not very nice

btw any chance you could pop on msn terri?

Nuts. Hmm. I'm not generally fussed by the nuts (their proximity to more interesting bits means that I tend to leave them a tad neglected), but I'd rather there were some about than not. Preferably shaved, but I'm not fussy. The size of the nuts is irrelevant.

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ooh whos been naughty?

Not sure - it had a word that rhymes with grass in it suggested that if your nuts are hitting her grass you know you're in. Not sure what it referred to. Something to do with playing golf with conkers on a womens' golf course I suppose.