h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

great mishap cause the party deviated and with a puff

and a splash, they fell through a big hole in



*C U tomorrow.*

the ground and the map was gone, too.However, this


*bye *

was no problem since by this time Sir Q had

with his pals, sighted the Tor of Kitchenshire! Gravy Boat!

Now things were going to get interesting. Sir Q knew

they had to cross the gorge of fire; When Suddenly

, with a flash of inspiration, found in his kanapsck, he

the inflatable wombat, which when filled with helium, would

lift them gently over the Gorge of fire, as long

as nobody would fart,for this would cause an explosion

of Titanic proportions, that would tear the Wombat to shreds

but the gas propulsion would help lift the trio upwards

so they would then fall into the twelfth pit of [ARLAK?]

"I Mattress" for life's unexpected inconveniences.Knowing they were safe,

a hooded figure pressed the rewind button and they were,

to recreate their circumstances. Cruising in their new Bentley Continental,

to the coast, a portal to another dimention sent them

a far away land, inhabited by very tall monkeys who