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Hello, . This is my space. I rather like it alot. I can do whatever I want when I want because this is my space. For example, earlier I typed alot as one word, instead of two. I know alot of English teachers who would faint at the thought of writing a lot as alot, but there is nothing they can do about it because it's my space. Their just gonna have to accept it. (they went crazy over that last sentence. I know, I can hear them) I've gotten awards for some of the stuff I've written over the years, so all you English teachers can just be quiet. (except for my current one, who is the greatest in the world, and I am not saying that because I'm a suck up. Well yes I am. And you know why? 'cause it works!)

So that's me in a nutshell. If you don't like me, tough, 'cause I'm here and I'm not gonna shut up.

In an effort to add more color to my introduction, I've added this picture of a woman getting pooed on from a great height. Enjoy.

Woman being pooed on from a great height.

So, are you glad you came here. Are you not glad you came here. Are you confused because you clicked on a different button on a different website and it took you here. Are you currently breathing? If you answered yes, no, maybe, dkfbgl (a word that can only be pronounced in an obscure Betelgusian Dialect or pig latin) to any of these questions, it is vitally important you leave a your credit card number, or at least a message, in the message thingy below.

It is important you do not fail to do so because:

  1. I finally figured out how to work this thing and it would be a pity if no one used it.
  2. I will feel loved, and I think that is important for a person (when I say "a person", I mean me, forget everyone else) to feel loved.
  3. I'll get you if you don't. I can find you, I knew your name, didn't I?

Type a message or not, but remember, your decision will effect everyone in the world who happen to be me.


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