h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, thanks for leaving a message. I feel loved now. I was going to give you a present but I spent the money on me instead, but trust me, if I had given you the gift, it would of been a good gift.

As I always say, (in Betelgusian) "barfnoodliac flikobic." Loosely translated: "Cosmic milk warmer." From the traditional Betelgusian Wedding Toast which goes as follows:

"Imagine yourself walking down the alley of fision and you find yourself in the middle of a huge cornfield, naked, lying in a puddle of warm milk, looking up - gazing at the star lying dormant at the edge of your mind."

Why do I always say that, you ask? Because as we discovered on the train, tomorrow never happens man, It's all the same friggin' day man.

Type a message or not, but remember, your decision will effect everyone in the world who happen to be me.

It did feel rather good pressing that button, actually. Thats not, you now, perverse, do you think?

Just looking at your space, thought I'd leave a card.

Nice pad by the way, I like what you've done with the place, curtains are divine.

Yours,

Discus.