h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, Researcher 225120 and welcome to H2G2, one of the best places to be on this planet and indeed on any other. Nice intro you have there - it sure is good to have a space in which to completely: (ignore) "any", rules, of-grammer if you so wish

My name is Dr. Deckchair Funderlik, but don't worry, I'm not a doctor . I am an ACE for this place, that is: Assistant Community Editor. I'm basically here to help you. H2G2 is a big big place. Someone was sent off to mark the boundaries last year, but we haven't heard back from them yet. So if you're feeling somewhat overwhelmed, and I know I was when I started out, then here are a few places to check out:

If you want to be a name and not a number, then click on the preferences button on this page and replace your researcher number with the name of your choice. You can also change the look of the site this way.

If you are looking for more general information about the guide then go to the < . / >welcome</ . >
page. . Its a good place to start.

When you are feeling creative, visit the <./> GuideML-Clinic</.>. This page will show you how turn your guide entries into the sistine chapel-type of entries they will doubt deserve to be. If that all seems a bit much, try here: A690518
If you are wondering how to make the smiley pictures like then click on any smiley. Simple, eh?

And, naturally, don't panic. No really, don't. Click on 'front page' and then click "Don't Panic" instead. It will take you to some nice big friendly help pages. Also, you might want to try this page by Rocket Man: A725500, as it is packed with loads of useful information.

So - that's it really - wander about, don't be afraid to ask questions, write a few entries when you feel like it, jump into the many conversations going on here and have many a , a , a and a on the way.

Feel free to reply to me with any questions you may have. If you don't have a question, then feel free to reply with a definitive assertion.

I thank you for help and compliments. I wonder though do really think it's nice or is that something you're required to say?

Good question, and nope, I'm not required to say anything here unless I feel like it.

Your intro made me laugh, which doesn't happen too often, and I also sympathise with the sentiment. That's why I wrote "nice intro".

making people laugh is what i'm good at

Always a good skill to have. Beats woodwork, anyway.