h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

out of the dragon's left nostril, the greenie genie appeared!

Now this was a turn-up for the . What could

this genie of mucous possibly grant to valiant Sir Q?

who dares wake me from my slumbers demanded the genie.

It is none other than Sir Q good genie. And

ask for help in locating the Ivory Otter of Somerset

take this map, said the genie, and follow it strictly

and go to the location marked with the golden 'X'.

do not deviate from this map and drink much magic

If you deviate, the map will disappear and the Styx

will give whirlpools to suck you under, down into Hades!

Bl***y hell, that's a bit harsh, exclaimed Sir Q protestingly.

So he decided to use his A-Z of Somerset instead.

which the jealous genie promptly stole leaving the map behind

Now there was a problem, because it was upside down

and stubbornly refused to go right side up. Sir Q

was mightily perplexed by this dilemma. his main quandary was

that he had lost the track of the plot completely


*so have I *

as well as that of the Otter. The genie had

never read the backlog and therefore had absolutely no clue