h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Into which after a good roasting Sir Q did tuck

after a post prandial glass, he thought,"What to do?"

The sun slowly crept over the horizon, another beautiful day.

Unfortunately not for Sir Q's groggyiness. His eyes slowly attempting to

focus on what lay outside the mullioned window nearby, and

failing abysmally. He realised it wasn't his eyes but the

thickening veil of mist or smoke just outside the window.

Something struck him...... and it hurt !!! It was getting hot

but only slightly. He got up and looked around for

the source. It was getting hard to breathe. Maybe that

huge green thing breathing fire and smoke was the dragon

he never intended to meet - atleast not in this world.

as the dragon had been burgered not too long ago.

Oh!

It was the relative of the previous dragon, that's it.

And she didn't seem pleased, judging by the bellowing and

and occasional smoky belch and cough. Sir Q recognised her....

thought about apologising but then again that would mean that

the skeletons in the cupboard would then be embarassingly resurrected.

and slow dance around whilst singing pirate songs

The sea shanty attracted a group of nearby pirates who