h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Otter exclaimed,"Let's find the Mary Quant boutique right now"!

Sir Q looked excited. "Do they do suits of armour?"

"May I help"? Said the miniskirted elegantly thin tall assistant.

"Very much so," said Otter lecherously, leering at her miniskirt

Q's lance slowly took on a life of its own.

"Back, back Otter," he cried, threatenly, "I saw her first."

"Put that oversize can opener away"! laughed the beautiful assistant.

"I'm more than enough woman for you both" she laughed

"Do you have any Op Art designed shields?" asked Otter.

"We have pink and lime green ones" she said happily



*Asie* you changed very neatly there, we could have gotten yikesed

"D'you have any Bridget Riley ones?..Make my enemies dizzy?"

What about laser swords, you have them, too, inquired Otter.

"No Sir, not for another 10/15 years. It's the mid 60's."

"I'll have a rainbow waistcoat," said Otter. "Look very gay"

"Cashmere,alpaca or chainmail?" asked Sandy,the assistant demurely smiling.

"Hello, darling," grinned Sir Q lecherously, pinching her pert bottom.

Loudly smashing through the boutique's wall came an unwelcome reminder.