h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hate football, said Otter, attempting to return to plot

do i still have to hibernate if im in space??

Sir Q, why should you want to hibernate, ? asked otter

I see no reason why i shouldn't hibernate dear otter

animals hibernate, humans don't said otter with a merry chuckle

'I hibernate when it's dark and de-hibernate when it's light'

Alien captain, where is our destination?, asked Otter hopefully

"It depends on how inaccurate our navigator is."

Otter sighed,

the last star on the left straight on till morning.

Q said, "Wake me up when we get there OK?"

Here we are, we're there, said the alien captain.

Otter rubbed his eyes,"So Captain, exactly where are we?"

Open your eyes and you'll see, said the captian brightly

"Ah-ha, Oxford Street,circa 1967. The time-machine function, yes?"

H**ll no, it was by mere accident that we're here

Like the fashions, think I'll buy some said Sir Q

"Wonder if they sell flared leg armour?" said Q excitedly.

"Becomes mr medailian man," chuckled Otter, trying on flowered shirt

and started to sing the song about the Fidschi islands

Thinking that they were busking the police moved them on