h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"SHELL we tell a YOLK about it?" Q brandished it!

It will save our lives by a WHISKer said Q

Otter replied,

"Don't BEAT about the bush!"

The enemy rushed.

WHITE faced away, terrorised by this weapon of mass destruction.

At this point, Q put that YOLK in his ALBUMen.

SHELL we be on our way?, asked Otter stepping off

LAY off, you're POACHING my ideas!

They SCRAMBLED slowly on.

It's BOILING hot here, said sir Q, as they entered

the hall to a loud OVAtion from those gathered inside.

Hail the unconquering heroes where have you been they said

"On an unfinished quest."

(A sound of distant thunder outside.)

get on with your quest then, you shouldn't be here

Outside, a fine drizzle was washing the colour from everything.

But they needed no EGGing on. "EM-BRY-O! EM-BRY-O! EM-BRY-O!!!"

*Hi MMF I don't understand what's going on here, so haven't posted, can you explain it ?*

B'Elana, don't worry. We've just had a few posts with some gloriously moan inducing puns on EGGS.

The story.......?

Well Otter and Sir Q have recently left a meeting after having been told to get on with their quest! It's drizzling outside and there's the sound of distant thunder! It's up to all the posters who visit to continue the story as they want!
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Otter said, "Q, this weather's getting worse, and that CLOUD!"

Is purple normal? And that Face? That can't be! Surely?

The face on the purple cloud slowly opened its mouth.

Cooking her minnow omelette, Mrs Otter thought,

"Where's my husband?"

Otter guilty looked up from the female he was courting