h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

by the sudden splash - caused by Sir Q who had

absorbed so much water he was a walking puddle, and was

*G'night E.B. Tomorrow...*

dripping and shivering with cold. He said : 'Where's my towel?'

And who the f*** is Q, when he's at home

Q graciously proffered his lance cum autootterdrier to bedraggled Otter.


(As to the question about 'Q', read the back posts: there's plenty of info about him.)

This worked, but had a side-effect, Super-frizzy Fur. "Fur Balls"

Otter liked the punk look asking,

"Q, what d'ya think?"

"Otter, a spot of Brylcream and a centre parting perhaps?"

Amidst this chatter the tungsten goose hissed onto the scene.

Built by Huward Howes, the Entepreneur, to find "The Quest"

the anatomy of the tungsten goose was slightly odd, but

but tungsten is odd so it fitted very well

and was perfectly shaped for the request of finding the

Q in this story which i don't know how

else to describe than being an adventurous, yet simple-minded soul

oh is that who Q is, now i know

Tungsten goose laid a cuboid egg inscribed with important directions.

Otter and Q checked their book for the appropriate code

I thought this was just nine words, I'm wrong,

said Sir Q and checked on the ten -words-page.