h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"We love to go a-wandering, as happy as a Jack

But then, suddenly, just as they went through the forest

entrance, there was a blood-curdling noise that cut right

through the third chorus and echoed about them eerily loud

"Try your headphones Q!" Q dutifully donned his medieval 'phones.

", why hasn't anyone invented Stereo yet? and there's no

ye olde graphic equaliser"! Medieval rave time! Tarantella, yeah, yeah!

The scream sounded again, chilling the bones, freezing the blood.

Slipping under an ermine blanket wearing earmuffs,our pals slumbered.ZZZZ!!!

hiding would do them no good, for evil approached radpidly

Luckily neither was called Radpidly, so they felt safe!!!

Radpidly, a nearby border village, didn't enter their vivid dreaming.

thoughts and so was not prepared for the approching evil

sneaking through the forest,following the footsteps of Otter and

Sir Q, intent on doing them no good at all

With a harsh cough, Radpidly's resident Cockerel crowed an almighty

croak, it had laryngitis. But the townsfolk had incredible hearing.

They were the ones able to hear the grass grow

"The Move" were thrilled by this interest in 60's music.


(I can hear the grass grow)

but already the evil was rapidly approaching Radpidily town