h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"My, that evil's late!" quipped Sir Q to Ivory Otter.

Luckily the grass was growing so fast, Radpidly was hidden

Agent X2-0 HAD to contact our chums urgently.

"Q!....Otter!"

Otter: "Can you hear something?"
Q: "The Grass is killing

-me!"

Otter "Don't eat it then!"

Q then reluctantly agreed.

So promptly rolled it in paper and lit it.

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Unfortunately, it wasn't dry enough, so the smothers were enormous.

And the Clouds of smoke were pretty big too. Fortunately

Otter knew the Morse alphabet. Happily, he took a handkerchief

out of Q's back pocket, and wafted it over the

fires of holyheld and went up three steps at a

time, disregarding the fact that there were only two steps

up for every one step down which came about long

before Otter had figured it out, so he ignored the

conundrum and headed quietly along the riverbank in search of

effect this was having on his balance, and continued headlong

into the nearest lake and went otter crazy with relief

because the water put an immediate end to the fire.

both in his brain and body which originated earlier than

the first spark of intelligence had appeared. This was proven