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Dozdim145651 Posted Nov 27, 2003
no i was just writing sweet reason and you have to reply to someones post dont you!
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Dozdim145651 Posted Nov 28, 2003
i thought of a good rhyme....
The bottom of the screen.....
It is green
you will be too
when you realise i know your a load of ............
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Yvonne aka india Posted Dec 11, 2003
Another with Winston Churchill and Lady Astor...
Sir, you are drunk!
Madam, you are ugly; and tomorrow I will be sober.
The response to "I'm not just a pretty face" is
You're not EVEN a pretty face
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COMPO (Keeper of the smelly wellies) join me for some Summer Wine Posted Dec 12, 2003
your brains are like the local police station....
2 cells neither in use
The guy who split the atom did he put one half between your ears
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grr Posted Mar 21, 2007
Oh shut up, you brought your brains out in your first nappy-full.
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Thatprat - With a new head/wall interface mechanism Posted Mar 22, 2007
I would care less what you say, but I really can't be bothered with that much effort.
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grr Posted Mar 22, 2007
For use on those with lisps who are behaving in a way that makes them 
a very unpopular, unpleasant person...
Sorry, are you talking or is there a lot of static?
That's the cruelest thing/touche I've heard in a long while.
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- 342: Dozdim145651 (Nov 28, 2003)
- 343: Yvonne aka india (Dec 11, 2003)
- 344: COMPO (Keeper of the smelly wellies) join me for some Summer Wine (Dec 12, 2003)
- 345: grr (Mar 21, 2007)
- 346: Thatprat - With a new head/wall interface mechanism (Mar 22, 2007)
- 347: grr (Mar 22, 2007)
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