h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Since I've Been Knobbing You(Led Zep)
The Day I Found Your Knob(Wishbone Ash)
Good Old Fashioned Knobber Boy(Queen)
Saturday Knob(Cherrelle)
Always Gonna Knob You(Gary Moore)

50 ways to leave your knobber (Paul Simon)
Knob on a mountain top (Robert Knight)
Knob Grows (where my Rosemary goes) (Edison Lighthouse)
My baby loves Knobbin' (White Plains) OK so I cheated
I Want Your Knob (Transvision Vamp)
Prove Your Knob (Taylor Dane)
Lessons In Knob (Level 42)

I used to knob her,but i had to kill her...(guns n roses)

Thankyou for knobbin me...Bon-Jovi
Knob me back to life..Bon-Jovi
I could make a living out of knobbin you..Bon-Jovi..

Tom Waits:
- This One's from the Knob
- Bad Liver and a Broken Knob
- Little Trip to Heaven (On the Wings of Your Knob)

The Beatles:
- Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Knobs Club Band
- Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Knobs Club Band (Reprise)

Jefferson Airplane:
- Somebody to Knob
- Plastic Fantastic Knobber

Johnny Cash:
- Give My Knob to Rose

The United States of America:
- Hard Coming Knob

The White Stripes:
- It's True That We Knob One Another (I Knob Jack White Like a Little Brother)

The Stone Roses:
- Ten Storey Knob Song

Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention:
- I Ain't Got No Knob



Wolfticket

John Paul Young - Knob is in the air
Whitney Houston - I will always knob you
Björk - All is full of knob (or knobs)
Do you remember knob? (Macross(Robotech) 80's anime movie song)

Can't be bothered with the backlog, but surely we have had

Robert Palmer - Addicted to Knob
Led Zepp - Knob-breaker

and the mighty Westloife / Osmondes

"Don't knob me for fun girl, let me be the one girl,
Knob me for a reason, let the reason be knob"

Probably in the backlog as well, but

Unchain my knob

Deep in the knob of Texas.

Total eclipse of the knob.

You gotta have knob.

Knob breaker (Led Zeppelin II, I think).

Apologies if any of these are repeats.

W of M.

he stole our knobs away

Knob, actually (OK, I know it's a film!)

From Russia with knob.

All you need is knob.

Knob, knob me do.

W.

Elton John - Don't Go Breaking My Knob

Dennis Brown - Money in My Pocket But I Just Can't Get No Knob

Pride of place must go to the old ballad, lyrics by Robbie Burns

My knob is like a red, red rose!

Hey, you gotta hide your knob away...

knobbing you, is easy cos you're beautiful!

Everyday I knob you less and less

WOW! This thread has come up again eh! Very spooky as only yesterday I mentioned to a work colleague that we played this game when I was working on a very very tedious conference. The crew (sound, lighting, VT, graphics, camera, show caller, stage managers etc) are all on comms (headsets) and we started playing this to keep us all awake! We all lost it completely at one point - I had to take my comms off so I couldn't hear anymore because I was crying with silent laughter (audience just 10 yards away from us)

My favourite - and the one that really did for me - was Tainted Knob!!

Sorry if these have come up already - can't read all the backlog because I'm in w*rk and it keeps making me

Something's gotten hold of my knob

Why do you have to be a knob breaker?

It's a knob-ache

and

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr knob attack!

She Loves fanny, by the muslimbeatles, might cause a bit of a hoohah?

Sorry had a bit of a freudian moment there.

Should be 'She fannies you' actually I think I prefer my Freudian slip!

I reckon some of these have been mentioned before but:
Knob-breaker (ouch), Whole Lotta Knob - Led Zep (ouch)
Every Day I Knob You Less and Less - Kaiser Chiefs
I Believe In A Thing Called Knob - The Darkness
Knob Buzz - Nirvana
Where Is The Knob? - Black Eyed Peas
A Groovy Kind of Knob - Phil Collins

Who would have thought such a simple thing could be so amusing .