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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
dasilva Posted Apr 19, 2004
You Don't Have to Say You Knob Me
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Trin Tragula Posted Apr 19, 2004
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna knob you
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
^Alleycat^ like anagrams?? follow me >>>>> Posted Apr 20, 2004
I wear my Knob on my sleeve : Gallagher & Lyle (I think)
Gimme Gimme good Knobbing : Crazy Elephant
Get that Knob 
: Thompson Twins
Endless Knob : Diana Ross and Lionel Ritchie
and finally
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Knob : Wild Weekend 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Twist Posted Apr 21, 2004
cold black Knob:Jones and Leva
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
^Alleycat^ like anagrams?? follow me >>>>> Posted Apr 21, 2004
Walk with Faith in you Knob : The Batchelors
Trippin on you Knob : Kenny Thomas
Something's Gotten Hold of my Knob : Gene Pitney
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Researcher 178815 Posted Apr 21, 2004
In response to one of the earlier posts about doing this for the lyrics of unchained melody, I decided to make another Web-app. 
http://82.42.98.165/humouriser/ will help you do this to any lyrics you want, with any words you want (not just love and heart, and not just knob).
Have fun.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 21, 2004
"Shot through the knob,
and you're to blame,
Honey, you give knob
a bad name..."
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
^Alleycat^ like anagrams?? follow me >>>>> Posted Jul 23, 2004
I heard a Knob break last night : Pat and Mick
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
pedro Posted Jul 23, 2004
Feel like makin' knob - Bad Company
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Tilly - back in mauve Posted Jul 27, 2004
Some Beatles songs:
And I knob her
So how come (no one knobs me)
To know her is to knob her
Devil in her knob
And my favourite:
You've got to hide your knob away
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
^Alleycat^ like anagrams?? follow me >>>>> Posted Jul 27, 2004
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Knobs Club Band : Beatles
Your Knob Keeps Lifting Me, Higher and Higher : Jackie Wilson
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
*Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* Posted Apr 17, 2005
knob behind these hands
knob aches the mind
cold, cold knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
pedro Posted Apr 17, 2005
I was made to knob her.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Scouse_Cookie Posted Apr 17, 2005
Put your hand and you knob and tell me
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 17, 2005
Blondie: Knob of glass.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
EndangeredSpecies Posted Apr 17, 2005
I will always knob you!!!!!!!! Celine Dion
ES
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
*Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* Posted Apr 17, 2005
knob of a brave
with a song in my knob
achy breaky knob
irish blood, english knob!
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Lochangel Posted Apr 17, 2005
I don't know about song titles, but according to this the last words on the Bends by Radiohead are...
Immerse yourself in knob.
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
bedmechanic keeper of the tongue in cheek and guardian of the empty wallet Posted Apr 17, 2005
Don't let him steal your knob away-Phil Collins
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"
Otus Nycteus Posted Apr 18, 2005
A 'dirty dozen' I don't think I saw in the backlog ('hearts' only):
Directly From My Knob To You (Little Richard)
Trip To Your Knob (Sly & The Family Stone)
My Knob Declares A Holiday (Earthworks)
Ice Melting In Your Knob (Brides of Funkenstein)
Zing Went The Strings Of My Knob (The Coasters, among others)
Ruler Of My Knob (Irma Thomas)
My Knob Belongs To Daddy (Marilyn Monroe, also among others) 
Now it's getting way too kinky...
Keep The 
From Your Knob (Rip, Rig & Panic)
Born To Live With Knobache (Mary Love - or should that be 'Mary Knob'?)
Tattoo My Knob (Monday Michiru)
I Sold My Knob To The Junkman (Basin Street Boys)
No More Knob Full Of Pain (Lil Greenwood)
And there's much more where those came from... 
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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
- 661: dasilva (Apr 19, 2004)
- 662: Trin Tragula (Apr 19, 2004)
- 663: ^Alleycat^ like anagrams?? follow me >>>>> (Apr 20, 2004)
- 664: Twist (Apr 21, 2004)
- 665: ^Alleycat^ like anagrams?? follow me >>>>> (Apr 21, 2004)
- 666: Researcher 178815 (Apr 21, 2004)
- 667: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 21, 2004)
- 668: ^Alleycat^ like anagrams?? follow me >>>>> (Jul 23, 2004)
- 669: pedro (Jul 23, 2004)
- 670: Tilly - back in mauve (Jul 27, 2004)
- 671: ^Alleycat^ like anagrams?? follow me >>>>> (Jul 27, 2004)
- 672: *Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* (Apr 17, 2005)
- 673: pedro (Apr 17, 2005)
- 674: Scouse_Cookie (Apr 17, 2005)
- 675: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 17, 2005)
- 676: EndangeredSpecies (Apr 17, 2005)
- 677: *Holly 'my duck is on fire' Hale* (Apr 17, 2005)
- 678: Lochangel (Apr 17, 2005)
- 679: bedmechanic keeper of the tongue in cheek and guardian of the empty wallet (Apr 17, 2005)
- 680: Otus Nycteus (Apr 18, 2005)
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