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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 26, 2003
scary thought 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Detruitus Posted Nov 26, 2003
knobbing you could be so easy (let me in - osmonds even scarier)
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Nov 26, 2003
so was their song...knob me for a reason 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
CHeEky CHeRub Posted Dec 8, 2003
Knob is in the air
don't know who sung it but it was on the clover advert
CHeEky
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
astrotomato Posted Dec 9, 2003
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/collective
wonderful! what a great BBC site! has anyone seen it?
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Dec 9, 2003
yeah i've had a look but i preffer this site. 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Researcher 220282 Posted Dec 10, 2003
knob and marrage.....
Astro dont you ever give up 
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Dec 10, 2003
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Researcher U541071 Posted Dec 13, 2003
knob is the sweetest thing
just for the record thats from a 
point of view not mine
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
Misty Angel.....missing in action Posted Dec 14, 2003
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
- Posted Dec 14, 2003
groove is in the knob
Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
U521150 Posted Dec 18, 2003
I know it's not a song, and not a title, but...
My knob is like a red, red rose!
Here's a better idea - kudos to Humphrey Lyttleton and the lads
AgProv2 Posted Dec 18, 2003
Didn't there use to be a game on "I'm Sorry, I haven't a Clue" called Censored Song, where the objective was to take something as innocent and non-contentious as (for instance) Julie Andrews' "my Favourite Things", and make it sound filthy beyond belief by strategic use of the buzzer?
My favourite has to be what Willy Rushton did to Maurice Chevalier - cue battle-scarred French accent intoning
"Whenever I zee a leetle girl
Of five or seex or maybe zeven,
I can't reezist ze joyous urge
To {BLEEEEEEEEP!} and sing
Zank Heaven for leetle girls!"
This was a jolly, inventive, little round and seems to have been discontinued from the show, which is a shame.
Perhasps we could use our imaginations here and come up with our favourite "censoered songs"?
As a kick-off, try the Everley Brothers' "Dreaming".
When I need you
In my arms
When I want you
To share your charms
Whenever I want you
All I have to do
Is {BLEEEEEPPP!!!}
I can make you mine
Taste your lips of wine
Any time
Night or day;
Only trouble is -
Gee, whizz,
I'm {BLEEEEP!!!}ing my life away!"
fingers on buzzers, anyone?
Here's a better idea - kudos to Humphrey Lyttleton and the lads
HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Dec 18, 2003
I remember Willie Rushton doing this one!
{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!} all through the night;
{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!} all through the night;
{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!},
{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}
{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!}{BLEEEEP!!!} all through the night;
Here's a better idea - kudos to Humphrey Lyttleton and the lads
HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Dec 18, 2003
Knob is in the air, everywhere I look around!
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chihuahua88 Posted Mar 19, 2004
Some people have mentioned movie titles, so I'm gonna mention a few silly things my friends and I came up with while playing the game. Namely heart transplants and heart failure. My fave mental image is of a heart attack...
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Mar 19, 2004
There's also the bands/artistes Knob, Courtney Knob, and Joan Jett and the Blackknobs.
RF
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 19, 2004
Didn't I unsubscribe from this thread about 6 months ago? 
Oh well... *ignores backlog* The Darkess - "I Believe In A Thing Called Knob".
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U521150 Posted Mar 20, 2004
I think I said that one... *tries to remember*
"Knob is only a feeling" by the same...
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pedro Posted Mar 21, 2004
just looked in, hope nobody's mentioned 'Two knobs beat as one' by U2.
Or 'Knob rescue me', come to that....
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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word 'love' or 'heart' with the word 'knob'
- 601: Misty Angel.....missing in action (Nov 26, 2003)
- 602: Detruitus (Nov 26, 2003)
- 603: Misty Angel.....missing in action (Nov 26, 2003)
- 604: CHeEky CHeRub (Dec 8, 2003)
- 605: astrotomato (Dec 9, 2003)
- 606: Misty Angel.....missing in action (Dec 9, 2003)
- 607: Researcher 220282 (Dec 10, 2003)
- 608: Misty Angel.....missing in action (Dec 10, 2003)
- 609: Researcher U541071 (Dec 13, 2003)
- 610: Misty Angel.....missing in action (Dec 14, 2003)
- 611: - (Dec 14, 2003)
- 612: U521150 (Dec 18, 2003)
- 613: AgProv2 (Dec 18, 2003)
- 614: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Dec 18, 2003)
- 615: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Dec 18, 2003)
- 616: chihuahua88 (Mar 19, 2004)
- 617: A Super Furry Animal (Mar 19, 2004)
- 618: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 19, 2004)
- 619: U521150 (Mar 20, 2004)
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