h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I typed up a marvelous list... but when I tried to post it gave me this message...
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Which is a pity because I had some excellent ones. Hmm. I'll try to post them with the real titles and people can substitue the proper word in their mind because I sure don't want to deprive you...

"Those People We Made? We Love 'Em!"
and
"To Love Like The Father & Son Love Each Other" by Half-Handed Cloud

"Jesus Loves You, Brain Wilson",
"If You Loved Here, You'd Be Home By Now"
and
"Hardening My Heart" by The Lost Dogs

"Love Is Better Than A Warm Trombone" by Gomez

"A Housewife Love Song"
and
"Somewhere When Your Heart Glowed The Hope" by Starflyer 59

"The Heart Ask Pleasure First" by Michael Nyman

see.. now do you believe me? we are being watched...

Personally, my two favourites are at the bottom of this list which comes to you courtesy of a quick ramble through various reference books...........


Kn*b action.............................Human League
Kn*b all day............................Nick Heyward
Kn*b all the hurt away..................Aretha Franklin and George Benson
Kn*b and regret.........................Deacon Blue
Kn*b at first sight.....................Sounds nice
Kn*b attack.............................Shakin Stevens
Kn*b bites..............................Def Leppard
Kn*b cant turn around...................Farly “Jackmaster” Funk
Kn*b changes everything.................Michael Ball
Kn*b comes quickly......................Pet Shop Boys
Kn*b Dance..............................Vision
Kn*b Disco Style........................Erotic Drum Band
Kn*b don’t come easy....................Alarm
Kn*b enough for two.....................Prima Donna
Kn*b grows where my Rosemary goes.......Edison Lighthouse
Kn*b hangover...........................Diana Ross
Kn*b has found its way..................Dennis Brown
Kn*b her................................Walker Brothers
Kn*b hurts..............................Jim Cappaldi
The Kn*b I Lost.........................Harold Melvin
Kn*b in the natural way.................Kim Wilde
Kn*b in the sun.........................Glitter Band
The Kn*b in your eyes...................Vicky Leandros
Kn*b Injection..........................Trussel
Kn*b is all around......................The Troggs
Kn*b is blue............................Jeff Beck
Kn*b is contagious......................Taja Seville
Kn*b is in control......................Donna Summer
Kn*b is in the air......................John Paul Young
Kn*b is the answer......................England Dan and John Ford coley
Kn*b is a killer........................Vixen
Kn*b is the drug........................Roxy Music
Kn*b is the slug........................We’ve got a fuzzbox and we’re gonna use it
Kn*b is the sweetest thing..............Peter Skellern
A Kn*b like yours.......................Ike and Tina Turner
Kn*b Machine............................Elvis
Kn*b makes the world go around..........Jets
Kn*b me as if there were no tomorrow....Nat King Cole
Kn*b me baby............................Susan Cadogan
Kn*b me for a reason....................Osmonds
Kn*b me forever.........................Marion Ryan
Kn*b me like I Kn*b you.................Bay City Rollers
Kn*b me like a lover....................Tina Charles
Kn*b me like this.......................Reel to Reel
Kn*b me Knob my dog.....................Peter Shelley
Kn*b me or leave me.....................Sammy Davis jnr
Kn*b me right now.......................Rose Royce
Kn*b me Tender..........................Elvis
Kn*b me to sleep........................Hot Chocolate
Kn*b me with all your heart.............Karl Denver
Kn*b me warm and tender.................Paul Anka
Kn*b missile F1-11......................Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Kn*b of my life.........................Queen
Kn*b of the common people...............Paul Young
Kn*b on a farmboys wages................XTC
Kn*b on a mountain top..................Robert knight
Kn*b on the rocks.......................Neil Diamond
The Kn*b parade.........................Dream Academy
Kn*b Patrol.............................The Dooleys
Kn*b power..............................Dionne Warwick
Kn*b really hurts without you...........Billy Ocean
Kn*bs been good to me...................Frank Sinatra
Kn*bs comin’ at cha.....................Melba moore
Kn*bs gonna get you.....................UK Players
Kn*bs great adventure...................Ultravox
Kn*b so right...........................Bee Gees
Kn*b songs are back again...............Band Of Gold
Kn*b Strain.............................Kym Mazzelle
A Kn*b supreme..........................Will Downing
Kn*b the one you’re with................Bucks Fizz
Kn*b Wars...............................Womack and Womack
Kn*b will conquer all...................Lionel Ritchie
Kn*b will save the day..................Whitney Houston
Kn*b will tear us apart.................Joy Division
A Kn*b worth waiting for................Shakin Stevens
Kn*b you inside out.....................Bee Gees
The Kn*bber in you......................Sugar hill gang
A Kn*bbers holiday......................Change
A Kn*bber spurned.......................Marc Almond
A hand over my Kn*b.....................Marc Almond
Kn*bbers of the world unite.............David and Johnathan
Kn*bbing on the side....................Reid
Kn*bbing just for fun...................Kelley Marie
Kn*bbing you has made me bananas........Guy Marks

And Finally…………..

Kn*bbing you’s a dirty job but somebodys gotta do it........Bonnie Tyler

Bring my Knob- Starsailor.

Just take my knob when you leave - Thunder

this thread did make me laugh today

Take these chains from my kn'b and set me free
Why did you have to be a kn'b breaker
Kn'b ache, kn'b ache, you left me nothing but kn'b ache
kn'b beat, kn'b beat, why you you flip when my baby kisses me.
Don't kn'b me for fun, girl, let me be the one, girl, kn'b me for a reason, let the reason be kn'b

Sorry if any of these have been used before.

Has this been done?

Cilla Black 1963 Knob of the Knobed

Gasp!!

This must have been done..

Gladys Knight and the Pips 1988
Knob Overboard

Elvis Presley - Suspicious Knobs
The Pretenders - Knob in Pocket
Phil Collins (who could be one...) You Can't Hurry Knobs...

Devine 1983 - Knob Reaction

Jethro Tull 1969 - Knob Story

Billy Ocean 1985 - Knoberboy

Nuance featuring Vikki Love, sorry, Knob 1985 - Knobride

knob the one you're with- CSNY (i think)

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This is not a knob song

The things we do for knob

(Probably in the backlog - ho hum)

My knob belongs to daddy