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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 761

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Moderation on 758 in the reson I don't use full word.


I believe Elvis released a song entitle Burning kn.b & You don't have to say you kn.b me & Kn.b letters

2 more Beatles
You've got to hide your kn.b away & All my kn.bbing

A film with the theme tune Affairs of the Kn.b

Dusty Springfield and You don't have to say you kn.b me

ELO brought out a sing entitled Shine a little kn.b

Lyle Lovett recorded What do you do for the glory of kn.b

Who was it recorded It sure brings out the kn.b in your eyes & Walk in Kn.b and I feel kn.b


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 762

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The Power of Kn*b.

and of course, the themetune to an english soap recorded by Buddy Holly:
Knob-beat


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 763

Secretly Not Here Any More

What about The Stone Roses' frankly intimidating "Ten Storey Knob Song"??


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 764

grr

Apparently 758 was modded 'cos of copywright laws on the song apparently.


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 765

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Scissor sistors.
"Where is your knob" probably based on a first encounter with someone of the opposite sex.


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 766

GreyDesk

Ah, it's lovely to see an old favourite get resurrected for all the new folk's enjoyment. Bless smiley - smiley


Thunder in my Knob - Meck ft Leo Sayer


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 767

pedro

You Need Knob - Willie Dixon
I Knob Your Smile - Shanice smiley - erm


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 768

Holy_Zarquon

Thats the power of knob. smiley - puff


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 769

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

A comedy song: Nobody kn@bs a fairy when she's 40


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 770

Marmite

AC/DC -Let Me Put My Kn*b Into You smiley - biggrin


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 771

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Country singer Dwight Yoakam recorded a song: Take a message to my kn@b


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 772

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

K..b is the sweetest thing


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 773

grr

Can you feel the knob tonight?


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Post 774

Calum Upton

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Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 775

Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky.

If I've done this before, apologies.

Hold on to my knob - WASP


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 776

Hoovooloo


I am *so* proud to be the originator of a Thread That Will Not Die...

Manic Street Preachers: Your Knob Alone Is Not Enough.

SoRB


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 777

Lochangel

Why do you have to be a knob-breaker?

Dionne Warwick I think


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 778

grr

In every disco I go in my knob is pumping for love...


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 779

Alfster

"Roll Me Over in the Clover"

Becomes:

"Roll Me Over in the Cknobr"

Looks like Klinglish!!!

I am sure SoRB can give us the translation of the Klingon word "Cknobr"


Best song titles made funnier by replacing the word "love" or "heart" with the word "knob"

Post 780

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

Ooh... I've been missing out...

Not much, but
Pantera - This knob smiley - groan
and
Nirvana - Knob-shaped box smiley - laugh


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