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Beatrice Posted Dec 9, 2005
I'm ready when you are!
*Hayze Fantayze, right?*
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Dec 9, 2005
Hey, LS. No problem. I'm a fiddler not a guitarist.
No fretting here 
In the words of the BBC comedy show ... 'How do you want me?'
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 9, 2005
*collapses in a heat of headless 
s
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Thatprat - With a new head/wall interface mechanism Posted Dec 9, 2005
Oi 2legs, i'm freezing over here, can I have some of that heat?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 9, 2005
*(passes over some heap 
*gets up 
*drinkgs more brandy* 
*lights a fire 
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Dec 9, 2005
you want heat baby?????
i know just the place for ya....
mind that corner over there. it gets a bit damp
sorry lucky. did you have to do that one yer own?
i can do it next time.. i got warm hands tho, that might be a problem?
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Beatrice Posted Dec 13, 2005
Oh blimey, we're going to have to get our skates on if we want this one ready in time to slip into people's stockings!
I think we need a scene of us all running round madly, in speeded up time, a la Benny Hill, zany sax music an' all. 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2005
*takes some charley* 
*drinks brandy 
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Beatrice Posted Dec 14, 2005
Right, I need to do a bit of cutting and pasting in order to get this thing finished, so do watch out for my sharp scissors and pot of glue!
*cue comedy slapstick moment*
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 14, 2005
*crawls out from behind sofa fixing wig and dragging bottle*
Wha... did I miss it all?
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Beatrice Posted Dec 14, 2005
No not at all!
I like to take my time over things as dear to my heart as this project.
Now then, Slash. Mr November. I've managed to steal a glittery hat off of Noddy Holder - see if it fits over your wig, there's a pet.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 14, 2005
*still running round frantically* *gets some mor snow* bat>
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- 261: Beatrice (Dec 9, 2005)
- 262: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Dec 9, 2005)
- 263: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 9, 2005)
- 264: Thatprat - With a new head/wall interface mechanism (Dec 9, 2005)
- 265: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 9, 2005)
- 266: AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI (Dec 9, 2005)
- 267: Beatrice (Dec 13, 2005)
- 268: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 13, 2005)
- 269: Beatrice (Dec 14, 2005)
- 270: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Dec 14, 2005)
- 271: Beatrice (Dec 14, 2005)
- 272: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 14, 2005)
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